You've probably heard countless lame stories the last few weeks about someone being a Grinch. Well, we hate to tell you this, but here comes another. Only this one you'll really like because it involves the Grinchiest of all Grinches.
It doesn't matter if you're Don Juan or Don Knotts -- picking up women takes effort, so it's infuriating when someone swoops in and steps on your game.
Fun fact: after getting on bended knee and popping the question, the second biggest question a man will ask in his life is when he approaches his friends requesting them to be groomsmen on the big day. Well, this guy takes that inquiry very seriously.
If you think Santa preps for his big day by sitting around the mall letting kids hop on his lap telling him what they want, think again. It turns out he needs to blow off some steam just like the rest of us.
Let's be honest: Black Friday brings out the worst in everyone. It's hard to believe we're kicking off the season of goodwill towards all man, while we step over bodies to grab a volume bar to go with that 55-inch TV we just ripped out of someone else's arm.
Checking out a woman's chest is one thing. Telling her how much you like it is quite another, but these guys may have found a loophole that can change the whole landscape of male-female relationships.