Silly Orangutan Gets Waaay Too Handsy With Zoo VisitorSilly Orangutan Gets Waaay Too Handsy With Zoo VisitorMan, do primates get away with things.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Penis Cloud Is an X-Rated Phallic Weather PhenomenonPenis Cloud Is an X-Rated Phallic Weather PhenomenonThe forecast? Cloudy with a chance of wood.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Son's Birthday Surprise for Dad Almost Ends in Heart AttackSon's Birthday Surprise for Dad Almost Ends in Heart AttackFinding a body in the trunk will throw anyone for a loop.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
'Busty Mermaid' Sculpture Is Making Quite a Splash'Busty Mermaid' Sculpture Is Making Quite a SplashWe're just going to go ahead and say she's got a "Sea"-cup.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
McDonald's Employee Shuts Down Idiotic Drive-Thru PranksterMcDonald's Employee Shuts Down Idiotic Drive-Thru PranksterDespite what you may have heard, the customer is not always right.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
#GetMyAttentionIn4Words Is How Twitter Does Dating#GetMyAttentionIn4Words Is How Twitter Does DatingShort and to the point. That's the gist of a new trend on Twitter, which is already all about being short and to the point.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Girlfriend Is Totally Bamboozled by Pizza ConundrumGirlfriend Is Totally Bamboozled by Pizza ConundrumHow much pizza is enough? That's a problem this woman simply can't figure out.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Japanese Wrestling Match Takes Wild, Totally Unexpected TurnJapanese Wrestling Match Takes Wild, Totally Unexpected TurnThe referee was about to count to three, but then...GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
We've All Felt Like This Guy Who Fell Into a His Own PeeWe've All Felt Like This Guy Who Fell Into a His Own PeeThis poor fella's decision to urinate in between two cars was met with instant karma.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Thirtsy (And Maybe Alcoholic) Bear Wants Beer From Golf CartThirtsy (And Maybe Alcoholic) Bear Wants Beer From Golf CartThe only bear on a golf course should be the golden one -- Jack Nicklaus.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Girl Gets Poison Ivy on Eyes and OH THE HOLY HORROR!!!Girl Gets Poison Ivy on Eyes and OH THE HOLY HORROR!!!And you think you react poorly to poison ivy?Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Phallic Sand Sculpture Looks Extraordinarily Like a WeeniePhallic Sand Sculpture Looks Extraordinarily Like a WeenieJust look at them erect this piece of art.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
8th Grader Signs Relationship Contract Banning 'Hoes'8th Grader Signs Relationship Contract Banning 'Hoes'This kid is well on his way to becoming whipped.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Dopey Moms Are All Smiles in Post-McDonald's Brawl Mug ShotsDopey Moms Are All Smiles in Post-McDonald's Brawl Mug ShotsYou shouldn't always flash those pearly whites when the camera is on you.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Shoplifter Nabbed With Waaaay Too Much Meat in His PantsShoplifter Nabbed With Waaaay Too Much Meat in His PantsThis guy's pants make a great meat locker.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
This Penis Prank Is So Stupid It's Actually GeniusThis Penis Prank Is So Stupid It's Actually GeniusYour inner 12-year-old is going to love this.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
This Is the Best Possible Use of a FartThis Is the Best Possible Use of a FartThere's a fine (f)art to getting people to clear out of a public space.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Couple's Sexy Hot Tub Time Ends With Wife's Hair on FireCouple's Sexy Hot Tub Time Ends With Wife's Hair on FireThis couple puts the "hot" in "hot tub."GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
There Is One Simple Key to Escaping the Friend ZoneThere Is One Simple Key to Escaping the Friend ZoneOther than "I love you," no three words can send shivers down the spine of any man with a libido quite like "the friend zone."Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Hopelessly Drunk Doofus Can't Figure Out How a Mirror WorksHopelessly Drunk Doofus Can't Figure Out How a Mirror WorksThis incident does not reflect well on this guy.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors