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The Smallest Penis Contest Is Real and It's Hilarious

Drew Weisholtz — Tue, 21 May 2013 14:57:54 +0000

Winning this contest isn’t exactly a big deal. There will be a Smallest Penis Contest in Brooklyn, New York on July 20. And you thought the Nathan’s Hot Dog eating contest was the most intense wiener competition in the area. According to a Craigslist ad promoting the event, “good things can come in small packages.” [...]

The Museum of Sex in NY — Go Here

Jackie Mancini — Fri, 17 May 2013 20:00:58 +0000

Located on Fifth Avenue in lower Manhattan, the Museum of Sex is uh, pretty much what it sounds like. Believe it or not, New York was not the first place to have a sex museum. Way back in mid-18th century Italy, the Museo Borbonico was built near Naples in order to house (read: hide) sexually [...]

You Won't Believe Where the Sexiest People in the World Can Be Found

Drew Weisholtz — Tue, 14 May 2013 20:06:24 +0000

Cash in those frequent flier miles, boys, and book your flight to Bogota. A new survey from MissTravel.com has found that Columbia is home to the sexiest women in the world. Because we know you want to, go ahead and insert your Sophia Vergara/Shakira joke here. Good, now let’s continue. You don’t have to travel [...]

Panic Ensues As Economy Hurts Nevada Brothel Business

Joe Student — Sun, 12 May 2013 19:00:27 +0000

Forget about the housing market, the unemployment rate and the price of gas, the lingering effects of the recent global recession has caused the legalized brothel business in Nevada to go limp. According to a New York Daily Ne

The Casual Sexual Relationship is Not a Myth, But You Might Be Doing it Wrong — The Fairer Sex Files

Jackie Mancini — Wed, 24 Apr 2013 17:00:48 +0000

Jackie Mancini is in a relationship with spring, and it is not complicated. This is a pretty weird time for me, guys. I’ve been back in New York for just about a year now, and with my 30th birthday under a month away, I’m finally starting to figure out what I want. I’ve got a job [...]

'You are a Total Vagina,' and Other Things That Aren't Insults — The Fairer Sex Files

Jackie Mancini — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 20:00:01 +0000

This is the second most embarrassing thing I have ever made in a coffee shop. To answer your question: mind your own business. So, a lot of people are really mad at NH Representative Peter Hansen for a mass-email he sent last week to lawmakers, where he used the word “vagina” as a synonym for “woman.” The [...]

Best Study Ever Tells Women to Stop Wearing Bras

Wes Glinsmann — Mon, 15 Apr 2013 14:00:05 +0000

In yet another case of science benefitting humanity, a group of French researchers have found that wearing a bra actually makes women’s breasts saggier over time. SOLD! No more bras! The study followed 330 women over 15 years and found that, contrary to popular belief, those women who went au naturel had stronger muscles around [...]

'I'm Allergic to Your Sperm' Is the New 'I've Got a Headache'

Kathy Landin — Sat, 13 Apr 2013 18:55:32 +0000

Watch out, guys. The ladies have a new – and very valid – excuse for avoiding the bedroom time you’ve spent an entire evening working toward. This time it’s not a faux headache or “monthly visitor” story, it’s a real, and potentially serious, allergy. Did you have any idea that a woman could be allergic [...]

10 Weird Marriage Laws That Still Exist

Mike Adams — Thu, 11 Apr 2013 15:00:43 +0000

Most laws are put into place to help protect the well-being of the public, while maintaining civility throughout the land. Some on-the-books marriage laws, though, appear to be the byproducts of a moment of lunacy, and no matter how much times change, old school ideas and philosophies continue to plague the marriage law books for the sake of posterity – or insanity

Nudie Bars Already Laying The Smack Down On Google Glass

Jameson LaMarca — Wed, 10 Apr 2013 14:00:57 +0000

Google recently announced their new product, Glass, the strange looking eyewear which allows you to surf the web and take pictures and video all while looking like Jean-Claude Van Damme in “Universal Soldier.” Early adopters (those nerdy guys at your office who are up to speed on the latest trends and gadgets long before anyone else) are [...]

Best Study Ever Suggests 106 Minutes of Sex a Day and Only 36 Minutes of Work

Kathy Landin — Wed, 03 Apr 2013 17:00:13 +0000

New research shows that if you want to reach optimal happiness, you need to strive for having the "ideal day." Ok, this seems super obvious, but what isn’t obvious -- or in practice very much in our culture -- is what the “ideal day” really is. You'll like the answer.

Ron Jeremy Returns to Work After Brush With Death

Donald Deane — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 15:36:19 +0000

Proving once and for all that not even a life-threatening medical condition can keep a dedicated adult star down (pun!), legendary schtupper Ron Jeremy is back at work following two aneurysms near his heart that almost killed him several months ago. Thank god. Adult films just haven't been the same without him.

5 Wacky Condoms That Won't Be Considered For The Gates Foundation 'Next Generation Condom' Grant

Phil Richardson — Thu, 28 Mar 2013 15:00:19 +0000

The Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation announced this week that they will award a $100,000 grant to anyone who can create the “next generation condom.” When used correctly male condoms are effective, inexpensive, and easy to use. Unfortunately, they still have a stigma associated with them, mainly that they reduce sensitivity, and thus sexual pleasure. [...]

Not Gay? Perfect, Read This Immediately — The Fairer Sex Files

Jackie Mancini — Wed, 27 Mar 2013 16:00:07 +0000

If Google analytics are correct, then you, dear reader, are a straight male, like Macklemore here. I dare you to read this anyway. (Editor’s Note: No one told me to say this, but the opinions below are mine, and don’t represent the website. Since no one told me to do this, I am also free [...]

Oh Weird — Hugh Hefner Has Slept With Over 1,000 Women, Too!

Drew Weisholtz — Tue, 26 Mar 2013 20:52:55 +0000

Hugh Hefner really is a playboy. The 86-year-old Playboy founder told Esquire magazine that he has bedded at least a thousand women, proving that the creepy smoking jacket he wears must come with some sort of built-in aphrodisiac which lures women in like a bad Lifetime movie. If Hefner was the type to put notches [...]

Comedian Makes Documentary About Having A Small Package

Joe Student — Sun, 24 Mar 2013 20:46:15 +0000

Patrick Moote learned how to use what he has. An actor and comedian, Moote proposed to his girlfriend at a UCLA basketball game a few years ago. She said no and ran away — primarily because Moote has a small penis. Instead of changing his name and relocating to another continent, Moote embraced his shortcomings [...]

It's Hard to Write a 'Dear Jane' Letter When Your Hand is Shaking in Fear [Half a Man]

Chris Illuminati — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 17:07:42 +0000

Polly was crazy. I wasn’t positive of this until my father, never one to mince words or use words to speak unkindly about another person, called to say, “Son, I think Polly is crazy.” This isn’t the typical “oh she’s crazy” excuse men use to dismiss relationships. In those instances, crazy is defined as – [...]

March Is the Best Time to Uh, Come In Like a Lion

Mike Adams — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 18:00:28 +0000

Regardless of whether you get it on in a filthy bathroom stall or a five-star hotel room, there isn’t really a bad place to have sex, as far as we’re concerned. However, a new study suggests that the month of March may actually be the best time of the year to do the deed. An [...]

New Sex Cereal Has People Going Cuckoo for Boner Puffs

Mike Adams — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 22:00:30 +0000

If you want to run a marathon, we’ve all learned that you should probably eat your Wheaties. However, if four rounds of nightly grudge-humping is more your speed, then you might want to consider feeding your sexual appetite by going cuckoo for boner puffs. Seriously, there is a new Sex Cereal now being marketed across [...]

Sinful Robot Creates Virtual Whack-Shack for Gamers and Other Sex Fiends

Mike Adams — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 18:00:34 +0000

I think sex on TV is fine as long as you don’t fall off – Woody Allen There was a time not so long ago when the most advanced conception of no-latex virtual sex involved spending hours sitting in front of a tv spanking the ol’ joystick to ‘Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of [...]