Wife Poisons Husband’s Cereal to Avoid Sex With Him
Call her a cereal (would-be) killer.
New Smart Condom Will Let You Know How You’re Doing in the Sack, If You’re Into That Sort …
"Was it good for you?" has never been a more loaded question.
Swedish Politician Wants Paid Sex Breaks. In Related News, Sweden Rocks.
Busy at work? How about gettin' busy at work?
Woman Offers Cop Sex in Exchange for Taco Bell, The Jokes Are Free for All
Tortilla, meet whore-tilla.
Paraplegic Man’s Legendary Pregnancy Announcement Is Brilliant to the Infinite Power
Let's hope this guy's kid inherits his sense of humor.
Condom Slinky Is the (Second) Most Fun You Can Have With Protection
Condom Slinky. Two words you don't normally put together, but will be glad someone did.
Which Celebrities Do Men Most Want to Have Sex With? Glad You Asked.
Being famous has its perks, but, boy is it exhausting. You have to star in strangers' dreams every night.
What the…? Woman, 70, Busted for Being a Prostitute
This senior arrested for prostitution puts the "walker" in "street walker."
Shady Fortune Teller Has to Pay $800,000 After Duping Woman Into Career of Prostitution
She gazed into some (crystal) balls.
Sex Shop Employees Fight Off Robber By Throwing Toys
They're made for pleasure, but they do so much more.
Women in This City Had the Most Sex in America in 2016
Hey, men -- you may want to think about relocating to the Midwest.
Porn Stars Explain What They’d Do If They Were President
They may have sex for a living, but you can bet these fornicators wouldn't screw their constituents.
Yahoo! Answers Masturbation Questions Are (Un)Sexy Stupid
The people who go to Yahoo! Answers to find information on masturbation are almost as inept at touching the keyboard as they are touching themselves.
Survey Reveals Travelers Crave This 21st Century Need More Than Sex
Our carnal desires take a back seat to this more high-tech one.
Wedding Ring Strangles Man’s Penis in Worst Sex Game Ever
A wedding ring should remain on your finger. At. All. Times.
Pregnancy Questions for Yahoo! Answers Are Embarrassingly Dumb (And Endlessly Entertaining…
There are no dumb questions. There are, however, lot of dump people who ask questions.
‘Bra Unhooking Challenge’ Proves Men Are Inept Buffoons
Like getting a straw into a Capri Sun pouch, unhooking a bra is one of life's little annoyances.
What Professions Do People Cheat On Their Partners the Most?
You may not want to be involved with someone who works in banking. And you can take that to the bank.