SuicideGirls

Meet Ingenting -- a 22-year-old Swedish college student who is turned on by guys who can cook. Does meth count? Paging Jesse Pinkman!

We first featured Ackley, a 26-year-old "certified hustler" from Cali via Nebraska. Ackley appeared in November 2011, then again with her butt buddy Damsel in early June. She's back to remind us to fight for animal rights and to slap the bass. Drop the 'b' and we're talkin'.

Meet Rhue -- a 24-year-old Canadian who's into underwater creatures but NOT Nic Cage. GASP! She must've hated this job application.

Meet LayTee -- a 21-year-old tattoo artist and model originally from southern Kentucky who now lives in California. She's into 1970s Saturday Night Live, sketching and 'handy men surprises.' We suggest showing up to her place wearing one of these.

Meet Polaw Suicide. She's a 19-year-old SuicideGirl from Chile. That's the country in South America, son, not the stuff Wendy's makes out of day-old hamburgers.

Today’s SuicideGirl is Iluvenis, a 23-year-old who likes watching girls get naked, loves nerdy TV shows like ‘The Big Bang Theory’ and playing zombie-fied videogames like ‘Resident Evil.’ We have a lot in common with Iluvenis, and we'd love to spend more time with her. How 'bout you?

We featured Radeo -- a 23-year-old SuicideGirl who's from Irvington, Indiana but now lives in Ohio - back in November 2011. She's back and she's... Batman. We've heard she's got one helluva bat cave.

We featured Kentessa back in early March -- now the 20 year old production assistant from Dallas is back to let us know that she likes to be in charge, but also likes it when the man takes control. Since her fantasy is school-themed, we order her to come to our office IMMEDIATELY following class.

Meet Lawita -- a 20-year-old vegan from Buenos Aires, Argentina who's into 'necking', video games, and movies starring Al Pacino and Arnold Schwarzenegger. We have a feeling she'll be a big fan of the Al Pacino and Arnold Schwarzenegger prank call (NSFW). What if they squared off?

Meet Waikiki -- a 32-year-old 'squatter' from Italy who's into black skin, pole dancing, and the pineapple position. She's like the real life Marla from Fight Club.

Meet Shipwreck -- a 20-year-old 'hussy' from the Windy City who's into mustaches, Johnny Walker, and jokes about her service with GI Joe. After your 'Rise of My Cobra' line, you should expect full 'Retaliation.' Make sure you lose the ensuing fight - she loves being on top.

Meet Vana -- a 23-year-old Canadian artist who'd rather go naked than wear fur, and is into teasing. Okay. Nice cape, Vana! You owe us a shower curtain!

Meet Stigmata, a 19-year-old SuicideGirl who hates TV and loves books penned by Edgar Allan Poe. Quoth this writer, "Forever MORE!"

Meet Eden -- a 24-year-old body piercer and cage fighter from Rome, Italy who's into skinheads, men with sideburns, dogs, and smoking weed. She's also antisocial, so good luck trying to meet her. May we suggest GetOutOfMyFacebook.com? Either that or just severely injure yourself, she likes wounds.

Meet GoGo -- a mega-huge 'Game of Thrones' fan who we've featured in November 2011, February and May. She's also into 'Carnivale' and 'Deadwood,' and has a weakness for milk and cookies. For some reason, we're envisioning a Santa Claus role-playing fantasy, but in a castle. We know, we have issues.

Meet Arroia - a 28-year-old "educator of all sorts" originally from Croatia now living in South Africa. She loves to read, play video games, and work on the butt imprint on her couch. That's one hot couch potato.

Meet Casshas - a 23-year-old Canuck who likes to ... read Chuck... Palahniuk. She's also into men in uniform or tights. Either way, we've got a stockpile of Halloween costumes that should get us through the first month of the relationship.

Meet Luiza - a 25-year-old Brazilian SuicideGirl who's into wet, delicious, beautiful sex and 'Man vs. Food.' The two are more closely related than you'd think. That Adam Richman - whew! Ha cha cha cha!

Meet Felina -- a SuicideGirl who's into coffee, drawing, photography, and listening to The Doors, Johnny Cash, and Queens of the Stone Age. Is it too much to state Felina's the Queen of the Bone Age? Yeah. Too much.

Meet Eliona -- a 21-year-old student who's into playing with her piercings, Resident Evil, and Silent Hill. Ya know, the stereotypical valley girl.