Sometimes life takes a hard left turn into Awesometown, when you least expect it. When that happens in the middle of a uh...period of sexual freedom, there's going to be some cleanup to do.
The word "drama" gets a bad rap. Lots of single people will say that they "hate drama" and want to steer clear of it; I make every effort to steer clear of those people. While I'm certainly not a fan of unpleasant life events, there are some kinds of drama that are pretty great.
Even my dog Rabbit seems to have caught my "birthday blues" this week, and he doesn't even have a birthday; he's a rescue dog.
As kids, a lot of times we identify socially by liking a certain genre of music. As a teen in the late 90s, I was a punk. Nowadays, I don't know what I am, and I like it a lot better that way. Even if I don't identify with music in the same way, though, it is still one of the most powerful forces in my life.
Jackie Mancini is in a relationship with spring, and it is not complicated.
This is the second most embarrassing thing I have ever made in a coffee shop. To answer your question: mind your own business.
This is my best friend, Eliot. I won't be cocky and say that he's better than yours, but he's hard to beat.
If Google analytics are correct, then you, dear reader, are a straight male, like Macklemore here. I dare you to read this anyway.
Most people are scared of normal things like dying, or being trampled by a pack of wild elephants. If you ask me, both of those things seem fine...and mostly inevitable, given my life trajectory thus far. My greatest fear? You're looking at him.
I have a really bad habit of making eye contact with people in public. Sometimes it's people I think are attractive, but other times it's because I decide it's a fun idea to take a "covert" picture of the terrifying man on the subway in full face paint on a day that is distinctly not Halloween. Either way, it usually doesn't end well.
