Sad Study Reveals Americans Are Having Sex Less and LessSad Study Reveals Americans Are Having Sex Less and LessHere's some news that will bring no one any pleasure.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Student Proves to Cop He's Sober With Amazing Juggling ShowStudent Proves to Cop He's Sober With Amazing Juggling ShowKnow when to say "Wow!"Staff WriterStaff Writer
Wife Poisons Husband's Cereal to Avoid Sex With HimWife Poisons Husband's Cereal to Avoid Sex With HimCall her a cereal (would-be) killer.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Cop Sprayed With 1,000 Pounds of Beer When Truck overturnsCop Sprayed With 1,000 Pounds of Beer When Truck overturnsThis isn't what they mean by "bottle necking" on the road.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Motorcycle Swing Is a Disaster Waiting to HappenMotorcycle Swing Is a Disaster Waiting to Happen"Motorcycle" and "swing" are two words that should never appear next to each other.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Pizza Hut Now Lets You Order With Your ShoesPizza Hut Now Lets You Order With Your ShoesHere's great news for anyone to lazy to get out of their chair to get food.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Speeding Boater Somehow Barrels Into Ill-Placed Wooden PoleSpeeding Boater Somehow Barrels Into Ill-Placed Wooden PoleNot since Gilligan and the Skipper commandeered the S.S. Minnow has a small boat ride gone so wrong.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Ferocious Alligator Steals Boy's Catch Off His Fishing LineFerocious Alligator Steals Boy's Catch Off His Fishing LineYou know, there's a reason people are afraid of alligators.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Cocky MMA Fighter Learns a Brutal Lesson About Taunting Your OpponentCocky MMA Fighter Learns a Brutal Lesson About Taunting Your OpponentIt's a lesson he won't forget -- that is, if he can remember it ever happening.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Insane Kung Fu Master Lives To Be Kicked in the ‘NadsInsane Kung Fu Master Lives To Be Kicked in the ‘NadsYou've gotta have quite a set of cajones to pull this off.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Puppy Parental Leave Is Now a Thing From One Awesome BreweryPuppy Parental Leave Is Now a Thing From One Awesome BreweryWe have to give this move a round of a-paws.Staff WriterStaff Writer
George 'The Animal' Steele Dead at 79, Twitter MournsGeorge 'The Animal' Steele Dead at 79, Twitter MournsOne of wrestling's biggest icons has passed away.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Model Hangs Off 1,000-Foot Skyscraper for Astonishing ShotsModel Hangs Off 1,000-Foot Skyscraper for Astonishing ShotsOne woman's modeling career has reached new heights.Staff WriterStaff Writer
New York Tourist Gets Put in Place in the Most New York WayNew York Tourist Gets Put in Place in the Most New York WayNever has a stereotype been so true.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Firework in a Printer Ends With a (Predictably Awesome) BangFirework in a Printer Ends With a (Predictably Awesome) BangPrint. Copy. Fax. Explode. This printer can do it all.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Boyfriend's 'OK' Spaghetti Comment Leads to Police StandoffBoyfriend's 'OK' Spaghetti Comment Leads to Police StandoffCall her Chef Boyardee-ranged.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Hilarious 'Pot Sasquatch' Dominates Live Blizzard CoverageHilarious 'Pot Sasquatch' Dominates Live Blizzard CoverageThe winter storm that brought so much of the Northeast to its knees couldn't stop one man. Well, we think it's a man.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Condom Slinky Trick Is Super Hilarious Sexy FunCondom Slinky Trick Is Super Hilarious Sexy FunCondom Slinky. Two words you don't normally put together, but will be glad someone did.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Renegade Motorcycle With Mind of Its Own Goes on JoyrideRenegade Motorcycle With Mind of Its Own Goes on JoyrideSelf-driving cars have nothing on this.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Idiot Takes ATV for Painfully Awful Ride Down Small StairsIdiot Takes ATV for Painfully Awful Ride Down Small StairsAn ATV is not *all* terrain.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors