This Is Why Jumping Subway Tracks Is a Terrible IdeaThis Is Why Jumping Subway Tracks Is a Terrible IdeaIn the pantheon of bad ideas, this is right near the top.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Is This Bird Saying 'Thank You' or 'F--- You'?Is This Bird Saying 'Thank You' or 'F--- You'?That is one fowl-mouthed animal. Or maybe not?GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Old Woman Eats 4 Pounds of Sand a Day, Is Picture of HealthOld Woman Eats 4 Pounds of Sand a Day, Is Picture of HealthSandbox, meet lunchbox.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
50 Dancing Strippers Rock Politician's Funeral Procession50 Dancing Strippers Rock Politician's Funeral ProcessionWell, this is certainly one way to put the "fun" in "funeral."Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Grandma in Awe How Long Grandson Will Stay Up New Year's EveGrandma in Awe How Long Grandson Will Stay Up New Year's EveStaying up late is all relative.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Total Non-Germaphobe Swigs Beer From a Roof ShingleTotal Non-Germaphobe Swigs Beer From a Roof ShingleThe phrase "drinks are on the house" has never been so literal.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Workout Fails to Make You Rethink New Year's ResolutionsWorkout Fails to Make You Rethink New Year's ResolutionsGoing to the gym and getting in shape is one of the standard New Year's resolutions. But maybe they shouldn't be.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Teen Caught Smoking Pot Avoids Arrest By Doing Push-UpsTeen Caught Smoking Pot Avoids Arrest By Doing Push-UpsIt's the arms, not the wrists, that the cops wanted to work out.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
This Bizarre New Year's Countdown Is Way Too UncomfortableThis Bizarre New Year's Countdown Is Way Too UncomfortableRinging in the new year shouldn't be so...strange.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Sweet Vengeance: Trucker Flying-Kicks Biker Who Stole His PhoneSweet Vengeance: Trucker Flying-Kicks Biker Who Stole His PhoneWe have our first candidate for Biggest Badass of 2017.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Amazon Echo Suggests All Kinds of Porn...to a Toddler [NSFW]Amazon Echo Suggests All Kinds of Porn...to a Toddler [NSFW]It's possible Alexa has a case of Tourette's.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Kiss Cam Hero: Hockey Fan Smooches Beer Not GirlfriendKiss Cam Hero: Hockey Fan Smooches Beer Not GirlfriendThe spurned lady, who takes it surprisingly well, should maybe think about where she stands in the pecking order.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
This High School Running Back Is Impossible to TackleThis High School Running Back Is Impossible to TackleNow THAT is how you perform in the state championship.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Golfing on a Frozen Lake Is Maybe Not the Smartest Idea, It Turns OutGolfing on a Frozen Lake Is Maybe Not the Smartest Idea, It Turns OutIf you're a reasonable person, you've probably never walked out onto the frozen surface of a lake, dropped down a golf ball and taken a swing. But this fella here, he ain't the reasonable type.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Cop Pulls Over Speeding Driver, Winds Up Tying His TieCop Pulls Over Speeding Driver, Winds Up Tying His TieRelations with police were not exactly at an all-time high in 2016, but they appear to be ending on a good note.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Horrible Teen Curses Out Grandpa Over iPhone AppointmentHorrible Teen Curses Out Grandpa Over iPhone AppointmentYou think Millennials are bad? Get a load of what's coming after them.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
The Scariest Way to Make Sure No One Gets Your ATM CodeThe Scariest Way to Make Sure No One Gets Your ATM CodeWant to make sure your ATM code doesn't fall into the wrong hands?GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Sex Shop Employees Fight Off Robber By Throwing ToysSex Shop Employees Fight Off Robber By Throwing ToysThey're made for pleasure, but they do so much more.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Man Who Detonates a Vest of Fireworks Is a Total MoronMan Who Detonates a Vest of Fireworks Is a Total MoronThere has to be a better way to keep warm. Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Watch Ultra-Cool Santa Play Flaming Bagpipes on a UnicycleWatch Ultra-Cool Santa Play Flaming Bagpipes on a UnicycleIf Santa's sleigh breaks down, he will have an alternate mode of transportation.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz