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Kristy Love spent a year learning to be a masseuse. She was unable to secure a gig, not because she wasn't good at her job, but because of her massive 48NN chest.

Regardless of what the Pope might think, masturbation is totally normal. That is, it’s totally normal as a private endeavor in a controlled environment.

Yankees pitcher Hiroki Kuroda has been on a little bit of a slide. After a fantastic start to the season, Kuroda has lost his last three starts. Thankfully, he's found the issue. It's because he's trying to jam his balls.

Eric ‘Mean’ Melin plays a pretty mean air guitar.

With that being said, there are some jobs that pay a serious amount of cash available to people who have probably never been described as "smart" or "able to solve simple problems" or "having the ability to read."

When it comes to pulling off a robbery, this sad sack fell on his face.

Jonathan Mann grew up playing video games during a time when Nintendo was still the home console kings. The 8-bit brilliance of Super Mario opened his mind at a young age. After moving across the country, and seeing NES-influenced band The Minibosses live, he wrote The Mario Opera.

Remember House of Pain? Of course you do! Remember that entire summer you spent just driving around your hood blasting 'Jump Around' from the stock speakers in your Ford Tempo? What was that, like 2008?

There are millions of college football fans who don’t live in reality. Every game the team lost was "rigged." Every school except theirs is cheating. The school is never, ever in the wrong except when the NCAA proves the school was in the wrong.

Sometimes you blink and ten years pass. You should stop blinking. These pop culture facts that will make you feel much older than you really are WAIT HOW OLD ARE YOU? Oh, you should just die soon. Seriously.

Recently, a Reddit user had the unfortunate honor of being on the receiving end of a scorned young lady who was lashing out at her ex. The problem was, her ex had apparently changed his number.

With yet another Anthony Weiner sex scandal coming to surface, it's almost like the jokes write themselves. To make it even more cartoon-like, apparently he was using the alias of Carlos Danger.

If you live in Las Vegas area, you might have noticed something odd in the sky a couple weeks ago. Porn stars and actors raining down on the Vegas desert in a (kind of) topless skydive in an effort to raise money for breast cancer research.

To celebrate Free Slurpee Day today, 7-11 is offering EVEN BIGGER SLURPEES than in previous years.

It’s summertime, which means you’ll probably take a week off for vacation to relax. But a vacation can be anything but relaxing.

According to a recent study, the average man doesn’t reach a level of maturity until the age of 43. Women reach maturity at the age of 32.

George Zimmer, CEO and founder of Men’s Wearhouse, K&G and Tux brands was fired yesterday from his own company. Shocking, sure, but it isn't the first time a founder was booted from running his own company.

Let’s just be honest—dads always get hosed in the gift department when it comes to Father’s Day. The presents you buy him for Father’s Day—if you remember at all—are almost always way crappier than the nice thoughtful things you got for mom.

Unlike the 'Star Wars' series, an erection should eventually end.

You know all those plans you had to go swimming this summer? Forget them. After you see the fish a Virginia man caught earlier this month, you're not even going to want to take a shower without a spear gun. Virginia fisherman Caleb Newton caught a three-foot-long, 17-pound, six-ounce Northern snakehead fish (also known as Frankenfish) in the Potomac River earlier this month...