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Princess Bride shirt
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‘Princess Bride’ T-Shirt Deemed a Security Threat on Airplane

'The Princess Bride' is known for many famous lines, perhaps the most famous of which is the classic, "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." It's quoted and repeated and even reprinted on t-shirts. But you might not want to wear your Inigo Montoya shirt on your next airplane flight lest you wind up like poor Wynand Mullins whose 'Princess Bride' t-shirt was deemed a security risk. Inconceivable!

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Category: Funny, Weird News
This Day in History January 22
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This Day in History — China Discovered Feathered Dinosaurs

I'll never forget the feeling I had on January 22, 2003, when I learned that Chinese scientists had found dinosaur fossils with four feathered wings. That feeling was: awesome.

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Category: Weird News
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Drunk Mom Creates Unintentional Social Commentary On Young Parenting By Getting Stuck in High Chair

We've done some dumb things after a night of drinking -- ask us about our butterfly tattoo -- but getting stuck in a piece of furniture (as far as we can recall) isn't one of them. That's not the case for our heroine today, though: a drunk 31-year-old mother, who intentionally wedged herself in a high chair and had to be rescued by the fire department.

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Category: Funny, Videos, Weird News, WTF
Ozzy Osbourne / Jessica Simpson
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Fire at Ozzy Osbourne Home Possibly Extinguishes $12 Million Sale to Pop Star Jessica Simpson

Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne were recently the victims of a fire at their Beverly Hills home after forgetting to put out a candle before going to bed, but according to new sources, the 'Prince of Darkness' and his wife were not the only ones affected by the blaze. Pop singer Jessica Simpson was reportedly interested in buying the Osbourne's house for $12 million, but since the fire, Simpson apparently has reconsidered.

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Category: Music, Weird News
Man having trouble sleeping
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Bad News, Fellas: Masturbation Apparently Does Not Cure Insomnia

Medical experts have concluded that petting the walrus for Jesus, wrestling the bald-headed champ, punchin’ the munchkin, bopping the bologna, beating off, masturbating, or whatever you choose to call playing with yourself will not help a person fall asleep – no matter how much they do it. Shucks.

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Category: Weird News
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New Spider Species Named After Bono

Well, this is fitting: Bono, the man who took on the persona of "The Fly" during U2's Zoo TV Tour back in 1992, now has a species of spider named after him.

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Category: Music, Weird News
Bury the face
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Woman Kills Boyfriend With Her Boobs

What man doesn't enjoy having his face buried in between a set of enormous knockers from time to time? Well, except when those monstrous protuberances go rogue and end up being the last thing you ever see.

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Category: Sex, Weird News, WTF
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Dog Drives Car, Kills A Man

Wouldn't it be great if dogs could drive cars? If nothing else, man's best friend could make for a really loyal designated driver.

Actually, maybe it's not such a good idea. Just ask James Campbell. Oh wait, you can't ask him because he's dead, run over by a van driven by a boxer bulldog.

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Category: Weird News
Problems in the bedroom
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Booze and Drugs May Have Limp Effects for a Man Well After He Stops Using

Boozehounds and dope fiends may experience some difficulty “getting it up” in the bedroom, even years after kicking the habit, says a new study.

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Category: Sex, Weird News
Lynyrd Skynyrd
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Lynyrd Skynyrd Don’t Mind People Yelling ‘Free Bird’

We've all been at concerts where some guy, who's usually had a few too many, shouts out a request for 'Free Bird,' even if it's not a Lynyrd Skynyrd show. While many of us would love to have security go to town on him - if for nothing else a lack of originality - the members of band, unsurprisingly, have a different take. In a new interview, founding guitarist Gary Rossington spoke about what it means to him.

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Category: Music, Weird News
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Viagra May Help You Lose Weight

Popping boner pills may not only help a man obtain a solid “stiffy”, but according to a new study, they may also help keep his body lean and mean.

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Category: Weird News
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Teoing? Website Selling Fake Facebook Girlfriends

Thanks to Notre Dame star Manti Te'o, fake girlfriends are all the rage. OK, fine, they're not and never will be, but they are certainly in the news.

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Category: Sports, Weird News
FTC Report Sites Adult Entertainment Firms Market to Youth.
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Violent Video Games Pulled From Massachusetts Rest Stops — Artery-Clogging Treats Still Available

There is a gun issue bubbling over in this country. There has really always been a gun issue but the tragedies in Newtown, Aurora and Tuscon need a scapegoat besides, you know, the mentally unstable people behind those crimes. The pundits, politicians and 24-hour newsies needs to point the finger of blame at something and it's the people selling and buying firearms illegally Duck Hunt at the Nantucket Rest Stop near mile marker forty-seven.

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Category: Video Games, Weird News
Snake
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Russian Farmer Constructs Huge Poop Snake to Make Us Puke and it Worked

Sometimes life can feel like a big ol' pile of crap. Thankfully, there are those rare situations when crap can be turned into something fairly useful. This is one of those times. Sort of.

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Category: Weird News, WTF
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Did a Google Street View Car Kill This Donkey?

In their high-paced efforts to document the mean streets of the world, it appears as if Google may have become cold-blooded donkey killers. In a series of shocking photographs widely circulating on Twitter, you can see the Google Street View car driving past a donkey in one shot and the brutal and dusty demise of the beast in the next.

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Category: Funny, Weird News, WTF
Cleaner
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Keep Your Family From Finding Your ‘Adult Film Collection’ Collection After You Die

What do you think would happen if, upon your departure from this mortal Earth, your family found out that you were an active part of a nipple-biting subculture, or stumbled upon your sizeable Russian horse and prosthetic masturbation porn collection ? We can tell you this - it would definitely change the tone of the eulogy.

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Category: Sex, Weird News
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Prostate Cancer Treatment May Shrink Your Weenie

Frightened by the idea of an urban witch doctor with a 7-inch long finger giving you your annual, white-knuckle prostate exam? You should actually be more concerned about the possibility of your penis shriveling up like a California raisin.

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Category: Sex, Weird News
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Get Smarter While You Drink With News Printed on Bar Tabs

We can't remember the last time we sat down with a newspaper and really read the news; mostly because we have no idea where to find one these days, and that behavior seems reserved for men of leisure with monocles and pocket squares. At least that's how we picture it. Thankfully, the Old Ebbitt Grill in Washington has come up with a pretty clever way to keep us in the know-- "news receipts."

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Category: Drinks, Weird News
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Megan Fox is Possibly Losing Her Mind

Esquire interviewed babe Megan Fox this week, and we learned a whole lot more about her. Not only is she crazy beautiful, but she's also possibly just plain crazy.

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Category: Girls, Lists, Weird News, WTF
Florida Man Arrested for Giving Wedgies
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Florida Man Arrested for Giving Strangers Wedgies

When you're a kid in school, doling out wedgies might land you in detention at worst. But as some 18-year-old knucklehead in Florida recently learned, its a totally different story when you're an adult.

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Category: Weird News

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