A high resolution, ultraviolet telescope (Hi-C) that inadvertently captured a 90-mile solar eruption on the Sun, earlier this week, may hold the answers to the perplexing question as to why the surface of the sun has significantly lower temperatures than the outer most part of its atmosphere
Having the uncontrollable urge to smoosh your neighbor’s adorable puppy or punch a random kitten in the face is "completely normal," according to a new study. So basically, researchers have found that the human race is full of psychopaths with a naturally aggressive response to things they find adorably vulnerable. Excellent.
There are times when the eyes of an alcoholic reveal a darkness so vast that everything decrepit in the universe appears to makes sense, like a bloodshot looking glass reflecting a message from God - or maybe not. Either way, occasionally a rare breed of sloppy degenerate rises up from the drunken pits of hell to prove to the rest of us that there is a long way to go before we ever hit rock bottom. You'll know them by their frostbitten penises.
It's almost the weekend, which is my favorite time to crack open a can of...well, if I'm honest, these days it's usually PBR. Times are tough, but not as tough as they probably were before this day in 1935, when the Gottfried Krueger Brewing Company delivered it's first batch of 2,000 cans of Krueger's Finest Beer and Cream Ale to one of my favorite cities in America: the dirty river city of Richmond, VA.
KFC doesn’t stand for Kentucky Fried Chicken anymore and there might be very good reason for that.
Hold on to your pre-processed lunch, folks, because it's about to get real gross.
Okay, America. We have some news that will profoundly affect how you watch the Super Bowl. Brace yourself.
Matthew Colleluori is in LC-deep trouble.
All sorts of nutty stuff happens in Florida on a regular basis. Maybe it's the heat or the meth labs or both. Either way, this story of a naked maniac who ran amok is crazy even by the Sunshine State's standards. Now that's saying something.
There is nothing funny about an overzealous pistol-packer desperately trying to impress by waving a loaded gun around. That is, until the idiot forgets how to use the safety, and shoots his own pecker into one of his tube socks. At that point, we must admit: it is a bit hilarious.
You would think that an explosion packing a punch of nearly 10,000 atomic bombs would raise a few eyebrows - or at least burn a few of them off. Yet, there are no historical records of strange or catastrophic events happening in 775 AD, when scientists say an unexplainable blast of high-intensity radiation hit the Earth with enough energy to dig the graves for over a million potential casualties.
