This Man Got Busted Having Sex With a DonkeyThis Man Got Busted Having Sex With a DonkeyThis guy wanted a piece of ass.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Driver Dragging Man in Wheelchair to McDonald's Loses His LicenseDriver Dragging Man in Wheelchair to McDonald's Loses His LicenseBig Mac? Try big mistake.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Pizza Delivery Man Stiffed on Tip Writes Threatening 4-Page Letter Pizza Delivery Man Stiffed on Tip Writes Threatening 4-Page Letter Two wrongs don't make a right.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Terrible Threesome Ends With 2 Women Breaking Multiple BonesTerrible Threesome Ends With 2 Women Breaking Multiple BonesWell, this gives new meaning to the phrase "love hurts."GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Naked Man Steals Multiple Beers in Ice Cold Cooler TheftNaked Man Steals Multiple Beers in Ice Cold Cooler TheftThis thirsty fella went from the cooler to, well, the cooler.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Arrested Man Strips Naked and Does What With His Poop?Arrested Man Strips Naked and Does What With His Poop?These police officers have been to smell and back.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Man Named Fellony Charged With -- You Guessed It -- A FelonyMan Named Fellony Charged With -- You Guessed It -- A FelonyWell, if the shoe fits...Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Woman Granted Divorce Because Husband Ignored Her TextsWoman Granted Divorce Because Husband Ignored Her TextsThe writing was on the wall. Or, at least, it was on the screen.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Girl Gets Battery Stuck Up Her Nose. Now the Real Trouble Begins.Girl Gets Battery Stuck Up Her Nose. Now the Real Trouble Begins.We spend so much time trying to keep things out of kids' mouths that we fail to notice when they put things in other places.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Virgins Seeking Photographer to Capture Wedding Night ConsummationVirgins Seeking Photographer to Capture Wedding Night ConsummationFrom the files of "Ewww, gross" comes this very odd request.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Man Breaks Leg During Vicious Fight With...Himself?Man Breaks Leg During Vicious Fight With...Himself?Rocky Balboa, he's not.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Survey Reveals the Exact Age You're Too Old to Go ClubbingSurvey Reveals the Exact Age You're Too Old to Go ClubbingWhen you hit this number, the calendar officially flips to "old."Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Woman Sets Boyfriend on Fire, Puts It Out With Pee - Or Did She?Woman Sets Boyfriend on Fire, Puts It Out With Pee - Or Did She?This woman is a little spitfire. Emphasis on "fire."Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Silly Nerd Argument Over 'Star Wars,' 'Star Trek' Ends In ArrestSilly Nerd Argument Over 'Star Wars,' 'Star Trek' Ends In ArrestYou've heard of star-crossed lovers? Well, how about 'Star'-crossed enemies?Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Reporter Having Tough Day Gets Barfed On Twice During Live SegmentReporter Having Tough Day Gets Barfed On Twice During Live SegmentAnd you think your job stinks.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Man Trying to Destroy Bees' Nest With Fireworks Burns Down Garage Man Trying to Destroy Bees' Nest With Fireworks Burns Down Garage We all know the drill by now, right? In the days after July 4, stories of regular people injuring themselves setting off fireworks are as commonplace as waving American flags at your town's Independence Day celebration.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Man Who Committed Sex Acts With Vegetables Going to Jail for LifeMan Who Committed Sex Acts With Vegetables Going to Jail for LifeWe can only imagine what this guy thinks about butternut squash.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Nuclear Power Plant Holds Bikini Contest to Hire InternsNuclear Power Plant Holds Bikini Contest to Hire InternsAhh, the lengths people will go to fetch coffee and make copies.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Dingbat Tries to Use Monopoly ‘Get Out of Jail’ Card in Real LifeDingbat Tries to Use Monopoly ‘Get Out of Jail’ Card in Real LifeThere have been changes in Monopoly, but this isn't one of them.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Lunatic Customer Stabs Cook 14 Times During Nacho DisagreementLunatic Customer Stabs Cook 14 Times During Nacho DisagreementMaybe blame it on low blood sugar?GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors