Man Who Robbed Bank to Avoid Wife Sentenced to Home ConfinementMan Who Robbed Bank to Avoid Wife Sentenced to Home ConfinementThis punishment definitely fits the crime.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Furious Woman Fed Up Waiting for Chicken Nuggets Calls 911Furious Woman Fed Up Waiting for Chicken Nuggets Calls 911Fast food wasn't fast enough for one angry customer.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
That's Gotta Hurt: Man Has 28 Pounds of Poop Removed From His ColonThat's Gotta Hurt: Man Has 28 Pounds of Poop Removed From His ColonTalk about being backed up.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Woman's Headaches Are Really a Spider Living in Her EarWoman's Headaches Are Really a Spider Living in Her EarDaddy longlegs, meet migraine.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Guy Jailed for Selling Fake Drugs Says He's 'Doing God's Work'Guy Jailed for Selling Fake Drugs Says He's 'Doing God's Work'This fake drug dealer is working for a "high"-er authority.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Man Upset About Onions in Food Threatens to Kill Restaurant OwnerMan Upset About Onions in Food Threatens to Kill Restaurant OwnerThe only thing worse than this guy's breath is his temper.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Why Is This Man Smiling Like a Fool in His Mug Shot?Why Is This Man Smiling Like a Fool in His Mug Shot?Nothing can wipe the smile off this guy's face.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Very Strange Man Gets Penis Caught in a WrenchVery Strange Man Gets Penis Caught in a WrenchWell, this is some serious monkey (wrench) business.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Woman Breaks Neck Sneezing...And Then Again While LaughingWoman Breaks Neck Sneezing...And Then Again While LaughingBodily functions are not kind to this poor lady.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Russia's 'Who Can Drink More Vodka' Contest Was a Fatal DisasterRussia's 'Who Can Drink More Vodka' Contest Was a Fatal DisasterOkay, Russia -- maybe it's time you learn to pace yourself.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Thieves Stole a Whopping $160,000 Worth of BeerThieves Stole a Whopping $160,000 Worth of BeerThe only thing better than a nice cold one is a heck of a lot of nice cold ones.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Drunk Dude Somehow Stays Asleep on Car Trunk During 14-Mile JauntDrunk Dude Somehow Stays Asleep on Car Trunk During 14-Mile JauntBeware the dangers of trunk driving.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Incredibly Dumb Robber Voluntarily Gives Clerk Her Phone NumberIncredibly Dumb Robber Voluntarily Gives Clerk Her Phone NumberLook, if you're robbing a video store in 2017, you probably didn't graduate magna cum laude from criminal school.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Wanted Man Accused of Pooping on Arrest WarrantWanted Man Accused of Pooping on Arrest WarrantThis guy is you-know-what out of luck.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Couple Busted Doing the Nasty in McDonald's at a Peculiar TimeCouple Busted Doing the Nasty in McDonald's at a Peculiar TimeQuick, what's the last thing you'd expect to see in a McDonald's during a lunch rush? Well, the last thing beside the line moving quickly.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Horny Deaf Old Man Fined for Watching Porn Way Too LoudHorny Deaf Old Man Fined for Watching Porn Way Too LoudWhere does this guy get off?Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Off-Kilter Teen Tries to Burn Down 43-Year-Old Boyfriend's HouseOff-Kilter Teen Tries to Burn Down 43-Year-Old Boyfriend's HouseWell, here's the case against dating a younger woman.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
World's Saddest Hooker Offers Sex for Chicken McNuggetsWorld's Saddest Hooker Offers Sex for Chicken McNuggetsMcNuggets have met McLovin'.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Picking Your Nose and Eating Boogers Are Totally HealthyPicking Your Nose and Eating Boogers Are Totally HealthyLittle kids are onto something.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Man Totally Out of Ideas Use Feces to Hush Noisy NeighborMan Totally Out of Ideas Use Feces to Hush Noisy NeighborIt's safe to say the poop hit the fan.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors