Irony Alert -- Mailman Busted Having Sex With DogIrony Alert -- Mailman Busted Having Sex With DogMailmen and dogs get along a whole lot better than we thought.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Man Crushed to Death By His Porn Collection -- Or Was He?Man Crushed to Death By His Porn Collection -- Or Was He?What a way to go.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Wife Poisons Husband's Cereal to Avoid Sex With HimWife Poisons Husband's Cereal to Avoid Sex With HimCall her a cereal (would-be) killer.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Woman Offers Cop Sex in Exchange for Taco BellWoman Offers Cop Sex in Exchange for Taco BellTortilla, meet whore-tilla.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Man, 87, Learns New Car Has Added Feature - 50 Pounds of PotMan, 87, Learns New Car Has Added Feature - 50 Pounds of PotExactly what kind of smoke is coming out of the tailpipe?Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Adulterer Sues Uber for $48 Million for Pathetic Reason Adulterer Sues Uber for $48 Million for Pathetic Reason This guy is an Uber-creep.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Boyfriend's 'OK' Spaghetti Comment Leads to Police StandoffBoyfriend's 'OK' Spaghetti Comment Leads to Police StandoffCall her Chef Boyardee-ranged.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Drunk Buffoon Tries to Buy Girl Scout Cookies With VodkaDrunk Buffoon Tries to Buy Girl Scout Cookies With VodkaPeople will go to great lengths to get Girl Scout cookies. They'll also go to great depths. Like, say, the bottom of a bottle.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Cabbie Says He Was Speeding Because His Passengers FartedCabbie Says He Was Speeding Because His Passengers FartedGet a whiff of this.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Inept Burglar Stuck in Window Is a Supremely Royal DoofusInept Burglar Stuck in Window Is a Supremely Royal DoofusTalk about a pane in the butt.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Crackhead Sets Himself on Fire, Strolls Down the StreetCrackhead Sets Himself on Fire, Strolls Down the StreetWhen this guy got lit, he really got lit.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Oh, Yeah, Oreo-Flavored Beer Is a Real ThingOh, Yeah, Oreo-Flavored Beer Is a Real ThingMilk and cookies? How about beer and cookies?Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Dude Comes Up With Most Clutch Use for Dime Bag In HistoryDude Comes Up With Most Clutch Use for Dime Bag In HistoryStoners can be so resourceful.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Calling Cops About Your Bad Drug Dealer Is a Big Fattie NoCalling Cops About Your Bad Drug Dealer Is a Big Fattie NoOnly a dope would do this.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Woman Survives the Ol' Snake Stuck in the EarlobeWoman Survives the Ol' Snake Stuck in the EarlobeDon't you hate when this happens? Probably not. Because you've probably never had this happen.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Man Leaves Casino to Rob Bank, Returns to Gamble AgainMan Leaves Casino to Rob Bank, Returns to Gamble AgainPerhaps the only thing this guy is worse at than gambling is life.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Man Goes on Nerf Gun-Shooting Rampage After McNugget SnafuMan Goes on Nerf Gun-Shooting Rampage After McNugget SnafuMan, people sure do some crazy things when it comes to Chicken McNuggets.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
What the...? Woman, 70, Busted for Being a ProstituteWhat the...? Woman, 70, Busted for Being a ProstituteThis senior arrested for prostitution puts the "walker" in "street walker."Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Joker Will Pay the Price for Devouring Live GoldfishJoker Will Pay the Price for Devouring Live GoldfishThere are animal rights and there are animal wrongs.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Shady Fortune Teller Dupes Woman Into Career of ProstitutionShady Fortune Teller Dupes Woman Into Career of ProstitutionShe gazed into some (crystal) balls.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz