Did You Hear? Doctors Grow Ear on Man's ArmDid You Hear? Doctors Grow Ear on Man's ArmWell, here's a human Mr. Potato Head.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Man Wins $1.4 Million Betting Donald Trump Will Be PresidentMan Wins $1.4 Million Betting Donald Trump Will Be PresidentYou think Donald Trump was the big winner of the presidential election? In the words of the one-time reality star, “Wrong!”GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Enormous Sinkhole Makes Minced Meat of Japanese StreetEnormous Sinkhole Makes Minced Meat of Japanese StreetFirst, Donald Trump becomes president and then the world starts caving in.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Cop Fired for Feeding Excrement Sandwich to Homeless ManCop Fired for Feeding Excrement Sandwich to Homeless ManThis man is a piece of...well, you know.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Teen Kills Grandmother During Argument Over BeerTeen Kills Grandmother During Argument Over BeerIt's killer time.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Man Busted Pulling 'Wires in a Penis While Driving' StuntMan Busted Pulling 'Wires in a Penis While Driving' StuntWell, here's a use of wire you probably never considered.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
'Idiots' Surfing on a Turtle Are in a Heap of Trouble'Idiots' Surfing on a Turtle Are in a Heap of TroubleSurf should not be up.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Woman Buys House After 20 Boyfriends Buy Her 20 iPhonesWoman Buys House After 20 Boyfriends Buy Her 20 iPhonesThis woman's got that whole "sugar daddy" thing down pat.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Woman Seriously Burned Farting During SurgeryWoman Seriously Burned Farting During SurgeryThis is one of those stories that's not funny, but is.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Someone Just Dropped $9 Million -- For a License PlateSomeone Just Dropped $9 Million -- For a License PlateAnd you thought Eleven from "Stranger Things" was the biggest number going.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Tech-Lovin' Man Changes Name to 'iPhone 7' to Get Free PhoneTech-Lovin' Man Changes Name to 'iPhone 7' to Get Free PhoneWill his son be called iPhone 8?Staff WriterStaff Writer
Newly-Discovered Insect Has 4 Penises and You Feel InferiorNewly-Discovered Insect Has 4 Penises and You Feel InferiorGood luck finding pants for this guy.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Man Divorces Wife of 2 Hours Because of Silly Snapchat SnafuMan Divorces Wife of 2 Hours Because of Silly Snapchat SnafuYou gotta be careful what you share on social media.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Woman Suing KFC for $20 Million for a Ridiculous ReasonWoman Suing KFC for $20 Million for a Ridiculous ReasonWell, this is finger lickin' absurd.Staff WriterStaff Writer
America Chimes In on Their Pooping HabitsAmerica Chimes In on Their Pooping HabitsWe may all be different, but there's one thing that equalizes all of us: the restroom.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Man Divorces Wife After Seeing Her Without MakeupMan Divorces Wife After Seeing Her Without MakeupThey had the foundation for a good marriage. Then, she took off that foundation.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Man With Half a Head in a Heaping, Stinking Pile of TroubleMan With Half a Head in a Heaping, Stinking Pile of TroubleA man missing part of his skull is going viral for all the wrong reasons.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Desperate Man Gets Boob Job in Hopes It'd Get Him a JobDesperate Man Gets Boob Job in Hopes It'd Get Him a JobThis guy puts the "boob" in "boob job," even though he was actually trying to put the "job" in it.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
A 'Clown Lives Matter' March Is Happening. Seriously.A 'Clown Lives Matter' March Is Happening. Seriously.Not all clowns are here to terrify you.Staff WriterStaff Writer
The Pizza Mile Will Make You Cheer (And Possibly Vomit)The Pizza Mile Will Make You Cheer (And Possibly Vomit)Move over, beer mile. You've been replaced.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz