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Check Out the World's Coolest (Or Creepiest) Batman Mustache

Drew Weisholtz — Tue, 21 May 2013 20:31:58 +0000

It looks like Batman has given way to Goatee Man. Check out this fella, who could possibly be the world’s most devoted Batman fan. He carefully carved the Caped Crusader’s logo into his facial hair in a move that is sure to win over fans of the superhero franchise, as well as the derision of [...]

One Unfortunate Country Has Completely Run Out of Toilet Paper

Drew Weisholtz — Mon, 20 May 2013 19:31:39 +0000

The number one problem in Venezuela is figuring out how to go number two. The South American country has been vexed with the worst thing that can happen to any society – it’s dealing with a toilet paper shortage.

What if Kane Ran For Political Office in 2014?

Jeff Schiller — Mon, 20 May 2013 17:20:01 +0000

Professional wrestling and political office have a lot in common. They’re both all about getting the right reaction from a big crowd, and both feature a lot of acting, so wrestlers getting into politics isn’t a crazy notion. Come 2014, there might be another thing linking wrestling and government — WWE Superstar Kane. ‘The Big [...]

Philadelphia Eagles Lineman Evan Mathis Makes the Brilliant Decision to Pee on an IRS Building

Drew Weisholtz — Thu, 16 May 2013 19:39:52 +0000

When you gotta go, you gotta go. Philadelphia Eagles offensive lineman Evan Mathis did his part to prove football players may not be the brightest bulbs in the lamp when he Instagrammed this picture of himself urinating outside an IRS office building with the caption “Audit this.” Guess you could say Mathis is now public [...]

Unhappy Customer Destroys $430K Maserati Because of Poor Service at the Dealership

Drew Weisholtz — Thu, 16 May 2013 15:21:03 +0000

People in China really need to work on how to behave in public. First, there was the woman who went dookie in a subway station elevator and now comes this wizard who decided to destroy a Maserati. That’s just dumb, but what’s even dumber is why he did it. The car’s owner decided to manhandle [...]

This Screaming Female Arm Wrestler Will Scare You to Death

Drew Weisholtz — Wed, 15 May 2013 20:05:49 +0000

Monica Seles is no longer the most notorious female athlete to grunt. In this video of two women arm wrestling, one of the contestants unleashes screams of fury that you don’t normally see outside of someone being chased by Freddy Krueger. Seriously, look at her – her eyes appear as if they might pop out. [...]

Guy Bails on Bike Going 230 MPH, Rolls For About a Week, Only Breaks His Foot

Wes Glinsmann — Wed, 15 May 2013 14:00:18 +0000

Riding a motorcycle at 200+ miles per hour with just a helmet and some thin racing gear as the only things between you and possible death is pretty impressive. It’s even impressive when you fall off the bike and escape with nothing more than a broken foot and an insane case of road rash. Chris [...]

Man Breaks Into Supermarket and Eats 57 Cans of Whipped Cream

Drew Weisholtz — Tue, 14 May 2013 18:35:29 +0000

Trevor Runyon took a trip to the grocery store no one will soon forget. Runyon, 30, was arrested for breaking into a supermarket overnight in Mount Washington, Kentucky and enjoying the type of culinary bonanza usually reserved for Russian weddings. The manager of ValuMarket walked into work on Monday morning to find 57 empty whipped [...]

15 Moments That Will Make Any Man Cry

GuySpeed Staff — Tue, 14 May 2013 14:31:52 +0000

Men cry. It happens. It’s just not always obvious. It’s also not always at the right times. Most men stand stone-faced at a funeral but come football Sunday they’re sobbing in a corner after a last-minute loss. There are several moments and occasions where every man, no matter his age, race or religion, will cry [...]

Scathing Hipster-Hating 'Hipster House' Ad Placed On Craigslist

Joe Student — Mon, 13 May 2013 19:18:37 +0000

Someone in Baton Rouge, LA just escalated the war on Hipsters. While the Louisiana city isn’t as synonymous with the Hipster movement as places like Portland, OR or Brooklyn, NY a landlord there couldn’t help but reach out to those of Hipster ilk interested in renting his house in an excessively scathing, condescending rental ad [...]

Awful Yankees Tattoo Captures Faces of Team Greats All on One Back

Joe Student — Mon, 13 May 2013 17:30:15 +0000

The New York Yankees were in Kansas City this past weekend where the Royals were gracious hosts, allowing the Bronx Bombers to sweep them. The “home” crowd was packed with Yankees fans, many of whom were in attendance to see Mariano Rivera’s final regular season games at Kauffman Stadium. One fan showed that he’s a [...]

Lion-Meat Tacos Cause Uproar at Florida Restaurant

Wes Glinsmann — Sat, 11 May 2013 14:50:07 +0000

We’ve all had those late-night “run for the border” cravings for a taco. But would you still be hungry if your taco was made out of . . . lion? Taco Fusion, an upscale eatery in Tampa, FL, recently made that quandary a reality when they added lion-meat tacos to the menu. The restaurant, which [...]

Band of 11-Year-Old Kids Are Miniature Heavy Metal Gods

Mike Adams — Fri, 10 May 2013 18:10:17 +0000

In the grand scheme of the heavy metal enthusiast, it is not often that childhood aspirations of becoming a god-sized shredder come to fruition before the first patch of pubic hair. Yet, somewhere written in the subliminal verses of a Robert Johnson record, there is apparently a trap door that leads to the infamous crossroads [...]

Woman Drinks Beer Using a Different Hole On Her Body

Drew Weisholtz — Fri, 10 May 2013 16:26:48 +0000

The keg stand is now officially the second-most amazing way to drink. A woman in the Czech Republic has been captured on video showing off how she can drink beer through her ear. If she has a few too many, you can be she starts to feel Q-Tipsy. We can’t say for certain if it’s [...]

Woman Poops. On a Subway Elevator. While Camera Catches Her

Drew Weisholtz — Thu, 09 May 2013 15:56:22 +0000

There’s really no clever way to say this, so we’ll just come out and say it: a woman in China was caught on-camera pooping on an elevator in a subway station. The video has gone viral in the country and left us to wonder just how bad the public restrooms are there. The woman hunkers [...]

Bear Vs. Monkey Bike Race Ends as You Might Expect

Jackie Mancini — Thu, 09 May 2013 15:00:55 +0000

Disney lied to us; bears and monkeys are not friends. Trigger warning/spoiler alert: This video ends very poorly for the monkey, if you get our meaning. I have a couple of questions, after watching this video: 1)How would someone go about getting tickets to a bear vs. monkey bicycle race? Asking for a friend. 2)Why do [...]

Dad Not Invited to Picnic Sets House on Fire Because That's the Most Reasonable Thing to Do

Drew Weisholtz — Wed, 08 May 2013 20:27:03 +0000

A man in a Poland has found himself to be a favorite in the contest for “overreaction of the year.” Czeslaw Kaminski, 69, blew up his home because his wife and kids went to a picnic without him. That’s right — instead of realizing he was being given the elusive gift of peace and quiet, [...]

Guy Cancels Pizza Pickup Because Hockey Game Went into Overtime

Wes Glinsmann — Tue, 07 May 2013 12:57:46 +0000

Sports fans have a lower threshold for the word “emergency.” While most people reserve the term for events like heart attacks, major world crises and running out of toilet paper, sports fans know that true emergencies are things like double overtime and last minute drives. So you can forgive one loyal hockey fan for having to change dinner plans based on the fortunes of his favorite team.

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Shows Up 10 Years Later, Wants $20

Wes Glinsmann — Mon, 06 May 2013 21:32:43 +0000

Most of us have at least one crazy ex in our pasts, but not many of them randomly show up ten years after the break up, demanding twenty bucks. Unfortunately for a 53-year old man in New Haven, Connecticut, that’s exactly what happened. According to the man (who understandably wants to remain anonymous, lest any [...]

Watch Lightning Strike at Couple's Beach Wedding

GuySpeed Editors — Sat, 04 May 2013 15:13:52 +0000

Was it a bad omen or a free light show? Whatever the cause, the couple in this video probably started having second thoughts when a big bolt of lightning struck right behind them during their beach side wedding in the Florida Keys. The strike came hard and fast and freaked everyone out. We’re surprised the [...]