Speeding Dad Tells Cops He Was in a Hurry to PooSpeeding Dad Tells Cops He Was in a Hurry to PooWhen you gotta go, you gotta go fast.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Knucklehead Rides on Outside of Train Zooming 70 MPHKnucklehead Rides on Outside of Train Zooming 70 MPHThis guy didn't take the train as much as the train took him.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Awful Human Being Put Toothpicks in Bus Seats to Stab People's ButtsAwful Human Being Put Toothpicks in Bus Seats to Stab People's ButtsWhat a prick.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
These Terrifying Clown Pranks Will Scare the 'It' Out of YouThese Terrifying Clown Pranks Will Scare the 'It' Out of YouScared of clowns? This isn't going to help.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Deranged Woman Puts Poop on Husband's ToothbrushDeranged Woman Puts Poop on Husband's ToothbrushMaybe their vows should've said "'Til breath do you 'part."Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Funeral Home to Serve Liquor Because Booze Is a Mourner's Best FriendFuneral Home to Serve Liquor Because Booze Is a Mourner's Best FriendDrinks are on the house, err, the home.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Woman Snorts Coke off iPhone on School's Parent Pickup LineWoman Snorts Coke off iPhone on School's Parent Pickup LineShe did lines, while in line.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Moron Pulls Out Rifle Because McDonald's Ran Out of Ice CreamMoron Pulls Out Rifle Because McDonald's Ran Out of Ice CreamThere was a McFlurry of police activity last week at a McDonald's in Delray Beach, Fla.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Guy Suffers From Leg Cramps That Will Turn Your Stomach Inside OutGuy Suffers From Leg Cramps That Will Turn Your Stomach Inside OutIt's like something out of 'Alien.'Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Man Thinks Partner Is a Cannibal, So He Stabs Him in the EyeMan Thinks Partner Is a Cannibal, So He Stabs Him in the EyeThe eat is on.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Guy on Radio Admits Nailing Bully's Mom for Sweet RevengeGuy on Radio Admits Nailing Bully's Mom for Sweet RevengeRevenge is a dish best served on a radio station for thousands to hear.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Unhygienic Burglar Busted Because He Didn't Flush the ToiletUnhygienic Burglar Busted Because He Didn't Flush the ToiletThis guy puts the "oops" in "poops."Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
This Man Got Busted Having Sex With a DonkeyThis Man Got Busted Having Sex With a DonkeyThis guy wanted a piece of ass.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Driver Dragging Man in Wheelchair to McDonald's Loses His LicenseDriver Dragging Man in Wheelchair to McDonald's Loses His LicenseBig Mac? Try big mistake.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Terrible Threesome Ends With 2 Women Breaking Multiple BonesTerrible Threesome Ends With 2 Women Breaking Multiple BonesWell, this gives new meaning to the phrase "love hurts."GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Naked Man Steals Multiple Beers in Ice Cold Cooler TheftNaked Man Steals Multiple Beers in Ice Cold Cooler TheftThis thirsty fella went from the cooler to, well, the cooler.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Arrested Man Strips Naked and Does What With His Poop?Arrested Man Strips Naked and Does What With His Poop?These police officers have been to smell and back.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Man Goes Haywire, Shoots Trucks Parked Outside His HomeMan Goes Haywire, Shoots Trucks Parked Outside His HomeThis guy was so truckin' upset.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Feet on Airplane Armrest Is Just Oh-So-Wrong (And Gross)Feet on Airplane Armrest Is Just Oh-So-Wrong (And Gross)Snakes on a plane are only slightly more terrifying than finding this on a plane.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Girl Gets Battery Stuck Up Her Nose. Now the Real Trouble Begins.Girl Gets Battery Stuck Up Her Nose. Now the Real Trouble Begins.We spend so much time trying to keep things out of kids' mouths that we fail to notice when they put things in other places.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz