Virgins Seeking Photographer to Capture Wedding Night ConsummationVirgins Seeking Photographer to Capture Wedding Night ConsummationFrom the files of "Ewww, gross" comes this very odd request.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Man Breaks Leg During Vicious Fight With...Himself?Man Breaks Leg During Vicious Fight With...Himself?Rocky Balboa, he's not.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Woman Sets Boyfriend on Fire, Puts It Out With Pee - Or Did She?Woman Sets Boyfriend on Fire, Puts It Out With Pee - Or Did She?This woman is a little spitfire. Emphasis on "fire."Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Silly Nerd Argument Over 'Star Wars,' 'Star Trek' Ends In ArrestSilly Nerd Argument Over 'Star Wars,' 'Star Trek' Ends In ArrestYou've heard of star-crossed lovers? Well, how about 'Star'-crossed enemies?Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Reporter Having Tough Day Gets Barfed On Twice During Live SegmentReporter Having Tough Day Gets Barfed On Twice During Live SegmentAnd you think your job stinks.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Man Trying to Destroy Bees' Nest With Fireworks Burns Down Garage Man Trying to Destroy Bees' Nest With Fireworks Burns Down Garage We all know the drill by now, right? In the days after July 4, stories of regular people injuring themselves setting off fireworks are as commonplace as waving American flags at your town's Independence Day celebration.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Man Who Committed Sex Acts With Vegetables Going to Jail for LifeMan Who Committed Sex Acts With Vegetables Going to Jail for LifeWe can only imagine what this guy thinks about butternut squash.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Nuclear Power Plant Holds Bikini Contest to Hire InternsNuclear Power Plant Holds Bikini Contest to Hire InternsAhh, the lengths people will go to fetch coffee and make copies.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Man Hit By Bus Gets Up, Walks to Bar Like It's NBDMan Hit By Bus Gets Up, Walks to Bar Like It's NBDIf anyone deserves a drink, it's this guy.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Lunatic Customer Stabs Cook 14 Times During Nacho DisagreementLunatic Customer Stabs Cook 14 Times During Nacho DisagreementMaybe blame it on low blood sugar?GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Furious Woman Fed Up Waiting for Chicken Nuggets Calls 911Furious Woman Fed Up Waiting for Chicken Nuggets Calls 911Fast food wasn't fast enough for one angry customer.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
That's Gotta Hurt: Man Has 28 Pounds of Poop Removed From His ColonThat's Gotta Hurt: Man Has 28 Pounds of Poop Removed From His ColonTalk about being backed up.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Woman's Headaches Are Really a Spider Living in Her EarWoman's Headaches Are Really a Spider Living in Her EarDaddy longlegs, meet migraine.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
High Five That Lands on Woman's Chest Is All Sorts of AwfulHigh Five That Lands on Woman's Chest Is All Sorts of AwfulThis high-five is a low moment in the history of celebrations.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Man Upset About Onions in Food Threatens to Kill Restaurant OwnerMan Upset About Onions in Food Threatens to Kill Restaurant OwnerThe only thing worse than this guy's breath is his temper.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Why Is This Man Smiling Like a Fool in His Mug Shot?Why Is This Man Smiling Like a Fool in His Mug Shot?Nothing can wipe the smile off this guy's face.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Very Strange Man Gets Penis Caught in a WrenchVery Strange Man Gets Penis Caught in a WrenchWell, this is some serious monkey (wrench) business.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Woman Breaks Neck Sneezing...And Then Again While LaughingWoman Breaks Neck Sneezing...And Then Again While LaughingBodily functions are not kind to this poor lady.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Russia's 'Who Can Drink More Vodka' Contest Was a Fatal DisasterRussia's 'Who Can Drink More Vodka' Contest Was a Fatal DisasterOkay, Russia -- maybe it's time you learn to pace yourself.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Teacher Names Student 'Most Likely to Be a Terrorist'Teacher Names Student 'Most Likely to Be a Terrorist'We all know teachers don't love all of their students, but letting the world know just how little you think of them is a really bad idea.Staff WriterStaff Writer