Cops Stopping Drug Smuggler's Plane Is Real-Life 'Die Hard'Cops Stopping Drug Smuggler's Plane Is Real-Life 'Die Hard'We hear the phrase "war on drugs" a lot, but we don't usually see it. That's too bad because it's incredibly entertaining.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Sicko Nabbed Having Sex With a Fence, Here Come the JokesSicko Nabbed Having Sex With a Fence, Here Come the JokesIt must be pervert season.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Irony Alert -- Mailman Busted Having Sex With DogIrony Alert -- Mailman Busted Having Sex With DogMailmen and dogs get along a whole lot better than we thought.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Chillaxed Skier With Branch Impaled in Mouth Needs Your HelpChillaxed Skier With Branch Impaled in Mouth Needs Your HelpNot many afternoons on the slopes end worse than this one.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Pizza Dunked In Milk Is a Big Fat Barftastic NoPizza Dunked In Milk Is a Big Fat Barftastic NoThe greatest threat to America's way of life is spreading.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Wife Poisons Husband's Cereal to Avoid Sex With HimWife Poisons Husband's Cereal to Avoid Sex With HimCall her a cereal (would-be) killer.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Motorcycle Swing Is a Disaster Waiting to HappenMotorcycle Swing Is a Disaster Waiting to Happen"Motorcycle" and "swing" are two words that should never appear next to each other.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
This Mayonnaise Pea Pizza Will Ruin Your Appetite ForeverThis Mayonnaise Pea Pizza Will Ruin Your Appetite ForeverYou mayo or mayo not believe this, so peas let us explain, first.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Insane Kung Fu Master Lives To Be Kicked in the ‘NadsInsane Kung Fu Master Lives To Be Kicked in the ‘NadsYou've gotta have quite a set of cajones to pull this off.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Woman Offers Cop Sex in Exchange for Taco BellWoman Offers Cop Sex in Exchange for Taco BellTortilla, meet whore-tilla.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Poop-Shaped Brownies Is Food With a (Scientific) PurposePoop-Shaped Brownies Is Food With a (Scientific) PurposeWaste not, want not.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Adulterer Sues Uber for $48 Million for Pathetic Reason Adulterer Sues Uber for $48 Million for Pathetic Reason This guy is an Uber-creep.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Boyfriend's 'OK' Spaghetti Comment Leads to Police StandoffBoyfriend's 'OK' Spaghetti Comment Leads to Police StandoffCall her Chef Boyardee-ranged.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Drunk Buffoon Tries to Buy Girl Scout Cookies With VodkaDrunk Buffoon Tries to Buy Girl Scout Cookies With VodkaPeople will go to great lengths to get Girl Scout cookies. They'll also go to great depths. Like, say, the bottom of a bottle.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Cabbie Says He Was Speeding Because His Passengers FartedCabbie Says He Was Speeding Because His Passengers FartedGet a whiff of this.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Idiot Takes ATV for Painfully Awful Ride Down Small StairsIdiot Takes ATV for Painfully Awful Ride Down Small StairsAn ATV is not *all* terrain.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Crackhead Sets Himself on Fire, Strolls Down the StreetCrackhead Sets Himself on Fire, Strolls Down the StreetWhen this guy got lit, he really got lit.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Teen Steps on iPhone Charger, Redefines What Agony IsTeen Steps on iPhone Charger, Redefines What Agony IsStepping on Legos has nothing on this.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Dude Has More Face Tattoos Than Any Reasonable Person ShouldDude Has More Face Tattoos Than Any Reasonable Person ShouldGuilt -- among other things -- is written all over his face.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Woman Survives the Ol' Snake Stuck in the EarlobeWoman Survives the Ol' Snake Stuck in the EarlobeDon't you hate when this happens? Probably not. Because you've probably never had this happen.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz