If You’ve Ever Wanted to Pay $91K for a T-Shirt, It’s Your Lucky Day
You may not look like a million bucks in this new shirt, but you’ll spend almost that much.
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Seriously: This Dancing Toothbrush Demon Man is Terrifying, Right?
Am I the only person who finds this to be extremely menacing? Just me? Cool.
New Hampshire Bans Dodgeball Because Of Bullying Concerns
We hope you enjoyed your childhood, because it's slowly being legislated into dust.
Here’s What a Flaming Motorcycle Looks Like
We have to admit that the concept of a flaming motorcycle grabs our attention just as much as the idea of Kate Upton doing gymnastics. OK well, maybe not that much, but still -- motorcycle plus fire ... that’s a pretty awesome combination!
This Pixelated Swimsuit Might Give Us a Heart Attack, Should We Ever See it in Action
The only thing better than scoping out a hot chick wearing a skimpy bikini is catching a glimpse of one wearing nothing at all. Sadly, those pesky laws of modern civilization seem to frown on public nudity. This means that unless you frequent nude beaches, your chances of catching an eyeful of the Nipplous Mountains and the Snail Trail Canal this summer are discouragingly low. However...
Awkward! Man Caught Watching Porn on the Job
Having sex on the job is kind of risque, but watching sex on the job? Well, that’s just a little creepy.
The ‘Baco’ Bacon Shell Taco Will Either Make Baseball More Enjoyable Or Kill You
The action on the field may not be the only heart-stopping thing fans of the West Michigan Whitecaps see this season.
Mr. Bodangles: Naked Man Crashes Wedding From His Hotel Room
When getting married in a public place, it's pretty much become tradition for the wedding reception to be infiltrated by some level of outsider madness, like a couple of drunkards screaming “Hit it, buddy – we did!,” or a naked man who apparently has mistaken the phrase "pending nuptials" for "look at my genitals."
Guy Shoots Bulletproof Vest Wearing Friend From 5 Feet Away Because That’s What Friends Do
This guy shoots his friend in the chest from 5 feet away, but it's all good, he's wearing a bulletproof vest AND he asked for it. We're pretty sure this video was the inspiration for that song with Elton John, Stevie Wonder and the leader of the Pips
Dolphins Trained to Kill are Armed, Dangerous and Currently On the Loose
In case you didn’t have enough on your mind today, you can now add dolphins trained to attack humans with head-mounted guns and knives to the list.