With the birth of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian’s child, and another spawn out of Jessica Simpson, everyone was waiting to hear what insane celebrity baby names they would choose.

We got our answers -- North West and Ace Knute.

Now I understand that celebrities are very busy and may not have time to come up with a ridiculous name on their own, so here’s a cheat sheet of 50 unused celebrity baby names that they can use for free! Just give me a nod when accepting your Grammy, Emmy, or Oscar and we’ll call it even. Here you go you eccentric weirdos, go nuts.

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