Today’s celebrity cleavage appears to be a product of pristine surgically implantation. What’s even more exciting is the fact that these sweet little milk puppets are attached to one part Australian model and the other part 40-year-old Aussie cougar from down under! The truth is she is one of Australia’s most popular and multi-faceted celebrities, having appeared in a bunch of television shows, as well as one or two underground koala bear rodeos.

There is a rumor going around an Outback Steakhouse in Bridgeport, West Virginia that this girl’s name is actually Australian for “super delicious rack” and in some dialects it even means, “being smothered by these canons is exactly how I want to die.”

However, at the time this article was published our translator was not available to corroborate whether or not these rumors were true.