It’s Amber Rose!
Here’s the thing about Amber Rose – she has a buzz cut, she’s engaged to a guy named Wiz, and she has some ginormous glittery Ta-Tas!
Well, one out of three isn’t bad, especially considering that one is the best one of the bunch!
Whether or not she is more of a fashion model than an alien from Boise, Idaho or Philadelphia, Pennsylvania is still a mystery to us, yet we are convinced that the secret lies somewhere buried deep inside her electric cleavage.
However, we must warn you to gawk at these beauties at your own risk!
One of the guys here in the office actually stared at her alien rack for so long that not only did he have to take half a sick day, but on his way out the door, he told us that he was craving Reese’s Pieces, a bike ride, and was thinking of changing his name to Elliot.
He was a good kid and we’re going to miss him!
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