Charmin’ Carla — Hot Mess Pic of the Day

Name: Charmin' Carla

Location: "Travelin' around this big old world, spreading the good news about TP!" (A New York State Commercial Drivers License was found on her, at the time of her arrest.)

Occupation: Experiential Marketing Specialist for Charmin Toilet Paper

Spend Her Free Time: Disinfecting stuff.

Hobbies: Cooking spicy meals, staying well hydrated.

Skills: Performance art, squat thrusts, and aim.

6 Things She Can’t Live Without: All 6-ply of the new Charmin Cotton Quilted Hug Rolls -- "6 is the magic number!"

Her Marketing Campaign Tag-Line: “Charmin' folks all over the nation, whether they like it or not!"

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