One of the great things about the internet is that anyone can enjoy 15 minutes of viral fame. Unfortunately, this also applies to the stars of this horrifyingly awkward local commercial for Trent Bedding in Bowling Green, Kentucky.

It's bad enough that owner Trent Ranburger thought it would be a good idea to put himself on TV, but then he decides to rap. As you might imagine, Ranburger's street cred instantly goes out the window as he spits out nonsensical rhymes. Wait, did we say "rhymes"? Scratch that, because he doesn't. Not even once. As far as we're concerned, Ranburger now owes us a free mattress, because this commercial is bound to give us terrible nightmares for years to come.

The commercial is either an homage to the the mini-mall master of the Montgomery Flea Market or a sad rip off. Let's forget about Trent and watch a master at work.