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Doctor’s Orders – Buy This ‘Prescription’ Flask


The flask is a valuable asset treasured by serious drinkers but often frowned upon by lamer folk who most likely can’t handle their booze.

Those haters usually cite ownership of a flask as a sign of a drinking problem. Now, with this prescription flask, you can show them that flask isn’t the problem, it’s the solution.

The cure-all container holds up to 7 ounces of your poison of choice and looks like the label you’d find on any prescription bottle. It even has an appropriate drug name – Boozemin (not be confusted with Bozeman, Montana) and the prescribing doctor’s name – Al Koholic. The only thing that concerns us is that the flask is shown in the pocket of a “doctor.” The last thing we want is a drunk MD.


Finally, a drug you can take with alcohol. Should probably still ingest with food – we can’t have you redecorating the bathroom like you did on Cinco de Mayo.

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