Oh to be inside the mind of Tommy Lasorda as Psy was introduced to the crowd at Dodgers Stadium in Los Angeles. You just know there was some Gran Torino-type "Get off my lawn!" stuff swirling about in there, except it was probably more along the lines of a vicious Don Rickles bit.

It's possible Lasorda was trying to figure it out if it was a famous ballplayer he once coached -- could that be Hideo Nomo? -- but more likely he was pondering what has become of the national pastime. Which really isn't the national pastime anymore.