Now hang on just a second, before you throw a coffee mug at your computer monitor, hear us out -- Dolly Parton looks ridiculously good for a woman her age.

We will go so far as to say Dolly looks better than women half her age. She must have caught the Benjamin Button. That's a real disease right? It was in a movie, it's got to be real. Anyway, check out these photos of Dolly from the 'Joyful Noise' premiere.

We might even go see this movie just because of Dolly. We'll probably be the only people in the theater, though that might work to our advantage. We'll be making some 'joyful noises' of our own.