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13 Comically Ideal Jobs Donald Trump Has To Turn Down

Donald Trump becoming our president will not only have a huge impact on our nation, it will also greatly affect his path going forward.

The renegade Republican was already a man with a resume as colorful as the rainbow coalition that has risen against him, and now he has to put other interests on the back burner while he goes about the business of making America great again.

If there’s one thing we’ve learned from this recently-completed wild election, it’s that there are plenty of other vocational avenues his royal orangeness can take. Here are some of the ridiculous, but somehow fitting, jobs Trump is going to turn down now that he will run our country.

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