‘Don’t Ever Touch Anybody You Don’t Know’ by Killer Beaz — Stick it in Your Earhole

It isn't often that a comedy album offers sage advice. Killer Beaz new album, 'Don't Ever Touch Anybody You Don't Know' offers advice not only during Beaz's hilarious routines but just in the name of the album alone.

Just don't touch people. Ever. Beaz explains why in the video below, and on his new album, out now on the Warner Bros. label.

Born Truett S Beasley Jr., Beaz delivers "edgy, high-energy, 'everyman' style humor that appeals to all audiences. He's made appearances on Showtime, Entertainment Tonight, Comedy Central, A&E , CMT and XM Radio and is considered one of the nation's top touring comics.

Check out Beaz's new disc and for god's sake don't touch anyone. Don't even get close. Especially if they've got mole hair.