Drug Mules Get Super High, Call Police on Themselves
Here’s a reminder that you really should just say no.
Two men who were hauling 20 pounds of marijuana from Las Vegas to Bozeman, Mont., when they partook in some of their stash and got so paranoid they called the cops to ask that the undercover officers they were convinced were following them leave them alone. The incident occurred last year.
Leland Ayala-Doliente, 22, and Holland Sward, 23 — aka Cheech and Wrong — are the dubious duo who dialed 911 while in Rexburg, Iadho, with the unusual concern.
Here’s part of Ayala-Dolitente in action on the phone:
Hi, uh, we’re the two dumb asses that got caught trying to bring some stuff through your border and all your cops are just driving around us like a bunch of jack wagons and I’d just like for you guys to end it. If you could help me out with that, we would like to just get on with it.
They gave their location and cops arrived to arrest the pair.
Sward wound up serving 30 days in jail, while Ayala-Doliente proved dumber than you probably already thought he was — he wound up getting one to eight-and-a-half years behind bars because he tested positive for marijuana, cocaine and oxycodone on the day he was sentenced.
Just say no, kids. Just say no.