Don't drink and withdraw.

That's the lesson one can take away after watching this knucklehead, who's totally hammered, at an ATM.

The poor sap is wobbling around the machine when he looks down and his bottle of beer falls, spraying him like it was a bottle of champagne that had been shaken up by a team in the locker room after winning the Super Bowl.

It's too bad this guy didn't have a friend to keep tabs on him because being drunk at an ATM is dangerous. Your judgment is impaired and you run the risk of taking out $1,000 instead of $100 and then going back to the bar where you announce "Drinks on the house!" That's good for all your new friends for the evening, but when you wake up the  next morning and realize your account only has $12 in it, good luck finding those same friends to ask for a loan.