Alcohol has made us mortals do a lot of things we never thought possible. Everything from picking fights with random strangers to pulling off Matrix-type moves. At least they looked that cool in our mind. But to do it all in one night?

Here's a drunk dude in the Ukraine caught on CCTV cameras who approaches a street sign with a high five expecting one in return, but when he (obviously) doesn't get one, he picks a fight with it. If only this had audio.

Did you see that 360-degree flying kick? It must have hurt when fell hard on the pavement. Probably not as much as listening to his girl scream at him for the next ten minutes.

Let this be a lesson to every street sign reading. Please return all high-fives.