These party animals are going to be extinct if they keep this up.

FailArmy has come out with these fantastic party fails, in which folks just looking for a good time find a whole lotta trouble.

Whether it's falling down or catching fire, spraying beer like a geyser or falling down (seriously, guys, it happens a lot). Even at weddings -- the bride and groom fall a whole different kind of head over heels.

Perhaps the best way for some people to celebrate is to grab a big  glass of milk and sip it slowly while reading a good book. Just don't do it by a roaring fire because, as this video has clearly proven, people and flames clearly don't make for a winning combination.