Ekaterina Enokaeva describes herself as "Professional model from Russia," and we love to imagine her saying it to us in the sexiest Russian accent possible in, like, a job interview or something.

"Why should we hire you, Miss Enokaeva?" we ask.

"I am professional model from Russia," she purrs back, smiling.

"You're HIRED!" we exclaim while standing up, accidentally knocking over everything on the desk, spilling water everywhere, and utterly humiliating ourselves.

We can dream, can't we?