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Check Out the World's Coolest (Or Creepiest) Batman Mustache

Drew Weisholtz — Tue, 21 May 2013 20:31:58 +0000

It looks like Batman has given way to Goatee Man. Check out this fella, who could possibly be the world’s most devoted Batman fan. He carefully carved the Caped Crusader’s logo into his facial hair in a move that is sure to win over fans of the superhero franchise, as well as the derision of [...]

Trish Stratus — Celeb Crush

GuySpeed Editors — Tue, 21 May 2013 20:00:33 +0000

Some of us around here are bigger wrestling fans than others, but we can all agree on one thing: Trish Stratus is a major babe. Also, that we’re kind of scared of her. We don’t know about you, but when we hear the word “retired,” this is not what we imagine it looks like. Patricia [...]

Who is Curtis Axel? 5 Facts You Need to Know

Jeff Schiller — Tue, 21 May 2013 17:21:41 +0000

Joe Hennig, who you may remember for having the worst ring name in WWE history, Michael McGillicutty, made his return to WWE TV last night. Luckily, Hennig has been completely repackaged. Gone is the name that no one could spell, replaced with Curt Axel, and now he’s a “Paul Heyman Guy”. What’s not to like? [...]

Who's the Hot Girl in the FreeCreditScore.com Commercial?

GuySpeed Editors — Tue, 21 May 2013 17:00:37 +0000

If you haven’t figured it out already, we’re suckers for redheads around here. These FreeCreditScore.com commercials are always pretty corny/entertaining, but this one piqued our interest for another reason entirely. Halfway through we realized we hadn’t really been listening, because we’d been staring at the redhead wife instead. We thought she looked familiar, and then [...]

10 Most Ridiculous Wrestling Theme Songs Ever

Jeff Schiller — Tue, 21 May 2013 16:39:10 +0000

The wrestling entrance has come a long way. It went from the typical into an absolute spectacle complete with fireworks, Titantron montages and dazzling light shows. Wrestling entrances have become so popular that other sports, especially MMA, mimic their style. Wrestling music usually fits the superstar perfectly. There are some instances, however, where the music [...]

Did Aroldis Chapman Blow a Save Because He Ate 18 Pastries Before the Game?

Joe Student — Tue, 21 May 2013 15:45:39 +0000

Cincinnati Reds relief pitcher Aroldis Chapman blew a save when he allowed back-to-back home runs on Sunday, as the Reds' 2-1 lead turned into a 3-2 Phillies' win on a walk-off homer by Freddy Galvis. The normally reliable Chapman has a strong arm capable of throwing the ball well over 100 mph, but he topped out at 95 mph on Sunday. Why?

Vote for Babe of the Week — Megan, Hannah, Alison, Renee, ShyAng3L, Kiera and Jessica

GuySpeed Editors — Tue, 21 May 2013 15:00:51 +0000

Tuesdays mean two things: Office recycling day, and Babe of the Week Voting. Can you tell which one we’re more excited about? Our babes this week are as diverse as they come: an XBox live cosplay chick, a bionic babe, and five other women who will knock your socks right off. Check out all seven [...]

The Smallest Penis Contest Is Real and It's Hilarious

Drew Weisholtz — Tue, 21 May 2013 14:57:54 +0000

Winning this contest isn’t exactly a big deal. There will be a Smallest Penis Contest in Brooklyn, New York on July 20. And you thought the Nathan’s Hot Dog eating contest was the most intense wiener competition in the area. According to a Craigslist ad promoting the event, “good things can come in small packages.” [...]

5 MLB Players Likely to Be Traded This Deadline

Ben Berkon — Tue, 21 May 2013 14:07:22 +0000

The July 31st trade deadline is always one of the most exciting stretches of time for fans. Whether it’s acquiring a front line pitcher like Zack Greinke or a back-up catcher like Kelly Shoppach, fans can’t help but hope their home team improves for the playoff push. The 2013 trade deadline, while 2.5 months away, [...]

Emmy Corinne — Babe of the Day

GuySpeed Editors — Tue, 21 May 2013 14:00:18 +0000

Emmy Corinne is a 21-year-old model and actress from Chicago. In her short career, she has posed for a number of print, editorial, fashion, lifestyle, and swimwear ads. Emmy made her official film debut this April in the film ‘Oranges,’ as the lead female, and is interested in developing her acting career. She’s also very [...]

Best Video Game Fan Films Ever

George Roush — Tue, 21 May 2013 12:30:20 +0000

Any type of sport or hobby will always have its share of fans. From the casual to the hardcore, they all have a passion for what they do and love. Take video games for example. Some like to play once in a while, while others can be so obsessed about them, that they'll spend time and money making fan films about their favorite game or character

10 Lazy Pokemon Names

Chris Urie — Mon, 20 May 2013 20:00:34 +0000

With 650 little monsters in the ever growing ranks of Pokemon, it would only stand to reason that a few of their names would be lacking in the originality department. It doesn't seem to be too difficult to name the little guys. But sometimes, you gotta get lazy when it comes to doing just that.

Alicia Keys — Celeb Crush

GuySpeed Staff — Mon, 20 May 2013 20:00:25 +0000

Born as Alicia Augello Cook, this 32-year-old has been a talent powerhouse in the music scene for over 10 years. We just discovered her Instagram, though, so we’re crushing all over again. The world famous R&B singer/songwriter, musician,record producer and actress released her first album ‘Songs in A Minor’ in 2001. It sold over [...]

One Unfortunate Country Has Completely Run Out of Toilet Paper

Drew Weisholtz — Mon, 20 May 2013 19:31:39 +0000

The number one problem in Venezuela is figuring out how to go number two. The South American country has been vexed with the worst thing that can happen to any society – it’s dealing with a toilet paper shortage.

Sarah Silverman Sings About Her Perfect Night and It Sounds Oddly Familiar

BJ Ragone — Mon, 20 May 2013 18:47:46 +0000

We’ve all been there. It’s Friday, you have no plans, so what do you do? Take some of Sarah Silverman’s advice and enjoy a night all to yourself! As part of the kickoff to YouTube’s Comedy Week, Sarah Silverman debuted a brand new song called ‘Perfect Night’. It describes the life of a person who [...]

Let's Break Down Tan Mom's New Music Video Because That Sounds Pretty Fun

Jackie Mancini — Mon, 20 May 2013 18:00:53 +0000

When her song first leaked, I’ll admit to feeling like some of the subtelties in phrasing and colloquialisms of ‘It’s Tan Mom’ might have been going over my head. This new video leaves little room for subtlety. Scared to watch? We know, us too. Let’s break down the finer points together, shall we? Hold me. YouTube [...]

What if Kane Ran For Political Office in 2014?

Jeff Schiller — Mon, 20 May 2013 17:20:01 +0000

Professional wrestling and political office have a lot in common. They’re both all about getting the right reaction from a big crowd, and both feature a lot of acting, so wrestlers getting into politics isn’t a crazy notion. Come 2014, there might be another thing linking wrestling and government — WWE Superstar Kane. ‘The Big [...]

And the Babe of the Week is…Ashley Emma!

GuySpeed Editors — Mon, 20 May 2013 16:00:18 +0000

Why does Ashley look so relaxed? Well folks, that’s the face of a champion. Ashley swept the competition snagging nearly 30% of the vote from the 6 other unreal babes (who are worth a second look, by the way). She now moves on to battle for May’s Babe of the Month. Check out these pics to [...]

8 Camping Gear Essentials For Your Next Outdoor Adventure

Eric Rogell — Mon, 20 May 2013 15:15:51 +0000

If you’re headed to the lake, woods, or backcountry to do some camping this spring or summer, you’re gonna need the right camping gear to make sure you’re not only protected from the elements and wildlife, but you don’t end up on the news where they’re using words like “search grid” and “helicopter rescue.” We’ve [...]

My Day in Amsterdam's Red Light District

Phil Richardson — Mon, 20 May 2013 15:00:16 +0000

I’m zoned out – I just can’t handle anymore. You can only smoke so many joints in a day. I take out my Frommer’s Travel Guide and try to determine how to make it from The DampKring coffeeshop to the famous Red Light District of Amsterdam. After a few long pauses I give up, order [...]