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These ‘Funny’ Boat Names are Pretty Horrendous

Funny boat names are permissible because, if you’ve got the disposal income to purchase such an expensive item, you can name it whatever the heck you want. That doesn’t mean we won’t make fun of the choice. 

Naming a boat is almost as important as naming a child. At least with a boat, a little paint and some stencils and the floating vessel has a different moniker. Kids take a little more paint. If we ever bought a boat, we’d name it “After You” so that when we were hitting on a woman we could tell her “We have a boat named ‘after you’.”

Check out these funny boat names that aren’t really that funny. Most are a little dinghy. BOAT PUN!

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