If any of you were dreaming of a glamorous life in video game journalism, you might want to curb your excitement a bit; an elite badass member of a special operations force from the freakin’ future is but a lowly intern at the offices of IGN. What chance do you have?!?

From passing out the mail to fetching stationery and getting lunch, this guy does everything demanded of an intern, but kicked up a few notches.

However, for a character from a game that’s all about stealth, the dude ain’t exactly clandestine. Speaking of clandestine, the entire parody seems a bit too much like a very long ad for IGN and Ghost Recon that you were just tricked into watching.

And… Assassin’s Creed IV: Space confirmed!!! Or not. Probably not.