Attention Everyone– Epic Girl Fight!
On an episode of the legendary sitcom 'Seinfeld,' Elaine asked Jerry what men find so appealing about cat fights. "Because men think if women are grabbing and clawing at each other there's a chance they might somehow kiss," Jerry sagely responded.
Generally, this is the case, but then there is the rare girl fight that is so vicious that us fellas can appreciate it more like we enjoy boxing or professional wrestling. The video below shows a three woman fight which would qualify as one of those battles. It's NSFW for language and almost NSFW for nudity.
While we're tempted to say that when girls fight like this that everybody is a winner but we're going to have to give the actual fight decision to the lady in the black. Not only did she keep her cowboy hat on as the fists flew, but she didn't tumble backwards over the seats like the chick who almost lost her top.
There's just no graceful way to recover from that.