Contact Us

Gold Plated Poop — For the Man That Has Absolutely Everything

Gold poop pills
Citizen

We have all met at least one trust fun kid that not only thinks his turds smell better than the average man but that their nuggets are even covered in gold. Now, thanks to a disturbing artistic creation, the legend of the gold plated duke wreath is now a reality. Yes, we are talking about gold poop.

In 2005, artists Tobias Wong and Ken Courtney designed a pill for the sole purpose of turning the fecal matter of wealthy kids with discriminating taste into gold. As part of the ‘Indulgence’ luxury line, the gold poop pills were created for “the man who has absolutely everything” and were featured in a twisted collection of pseudo-art commissioned by the Museum of Modern Art in San Francisco.

Surprisingly, the real shocker is not that there are actually people in this world with a mad scientist desire to turn last night’s dinner into a gold brick, but that they would spend hundreds of dollars to do it. A single, 20mm gold poop pill costs $425, according to the Citizen online store. However, there is some bad news for individuals desperately wanting to make farthouse gold – the pill is “currently unavailable.”

More disturbing than artists who experiment with the combination of gold and human dung are those art connoisseurs crazy enough to buy it. Gold plated fecal matter has sold for as much as $500,000 in the art community.

For those of you still determined to go panning for toilet gold, might we suggest doing shots of Goldschlager instead?

NEXT: Woman Rinses Off in Car Wash After Pooping Herself

Best of the Web

More From Around the Web

Leave a Comment

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your points and personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account with your Facebook account, just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing profile and VIP program points. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to http://guyspeed.com using your Facebook account.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

Register on GuySpeed quickly by logging in with your Facebook account. It's just as secure, and no password to remember!

Not a Member? Sign Up Here.

Sign up for an account to comment, share your thoughts, and earn points to get great prizes.

Register on GuySpeed quickly by logging in with your Facebook account. It's just as secure, and no password to remember!