Grand Theft Auto V has another trailer. It's big on the internet. Huge.

I know it's huge because the video was sent to me by about a hundred people. They all used the word huge. Except one guy who just wrote "Watch this Mr. Little Penis." I have no idea how he got my real name.

After the hundredth email, I decided to watch the Grand Theft Auto V trailer. I watched it with an open mind. Lie. I watched it, pretending to care.

Here is the real trailer. Act excited about a YouTube clip of a game you can't play yet. Everyone else is.