It's an unscientific fact that when men text their girlfriends, the language they use is vastly different than when they text another dude.

It's just a fact of life, much like how you will never voluntarily see 50 Shades of Grey.

When you send a text to your lady love, it may sound sweet, but when someone else reads those words, it's time to grab a bucket because the lameness will make you sick to your stomach.

Check out these guys reading other men's texts sent to their girlfriends in this slightly NSFW video. The moral here? There are a couple of things. One, you should consider deleting all your texts. Two, maybe you ought to rethink being single. Yes, you don't have someone, but you don't have to worry about being a party to this nonsense.