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Hipster Santa Is Way Too Cool for This Christmas Stuff

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Pioneer Place, in Portland, Ore. has a different kind of mall Santa — he’s a hipster Santa.

According to KOIN:

Santa has recently been spotted in the mall sitting on a PDX carpet chair sporting jeans, a sweater and a man bun.”

Yup, this Santa probably swaps traditional Christmas carols for tunes crooned by the Shins or some other indie rock band you’ve never heard of that makes the Shins look like Taylor Swift by comparison.

And that bushy beard is perfect for any hipster Santa. He can stuff the rent check his parents wrote for him inside it since there’s nowhere to keep it in those completely ripped jeans he got for three bucks at the consignment store.

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