This past weekend, Honda announced their new standard "anti-theft negotiator" for all cars. It sounded like Arnold Schwarzenegger's next film role.

We're all for our cars pumping audio from sexy sounding women and Terii's reminds us of Wendie Malick from "Just Shoot Me" and "Hot in Cleveland". Not bad, but could use a little more sultry phone sex operator smokiness.

Anyway, words can only take you so far with a thief. We're still pulling for the Denver jockstrap...

[Via LeftLaneNews]