Awesome Parents – Hot Mess of the Day

Names: Mr. and Mrs. Situation

Occupations: Construction worker/Tanning Salon concierge

Interests: Victoria's Secret, Affliction tees, 'Jersey Shore,' 'Teen Mom,' tramp stamps, spray-on tans, hidden picture games, home videos.

Hobbies: Lifting weights, biking, running, getting ripped, breakdancing in clubs, tweeting about every detail of our lives to our 12 Twitter followers, screaming "We've got a situation" even though we really don't... Truthishly, we just don't have time for anything else.

What we're doing with our lives: Having babies, watching TV, partying like we're still 19-year-olds (even though we're almost 40), blogging about our kick-ass parenting skills.

5 things we can't live without: Camera phones, Facebook, lip chap and each other (that counts as two)... Oh, and our kid!

The first thing people notice about us is: How beautiful our baby is... Where is that little rascal? (See below.)

HEY, GUYS! This is not a real profile. It was made up for the sheer entertainment that comes from browsing through pictures of, well, hot messes. BTW! If you or someone you know should be one of our Hot Messes of the Day, send us a quick email.