Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at suppertime. When pizza's on your... eh, nevermind.

Name: Patti Pepperoni

Occupation: "SPRING BREAK!!!"

Spends Her Free Time: Doesn't have much to spare, due to extensive skin regimen to battle grease.

Interests: Italian food, exfoliation and sharing snacks with friends.

Skills: Finding new uses for everyday objects, creating unique tan lines and sleeping through her 8:00 class.

Into: Napkins, paper towels, etc.

Not Into: Getting her cholesterol levels checked and bagel bites.

6 Things She Can’t Live Without: Flour, yeast, water, tomatoes, cheese and and free time.

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