Petey Peels — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Petey Peels
Location: “My parent’s basement right now, but I think I’m moving to the second floor soon.”
Occupation: “I applied for like fifty jobs today.”
Spends His Free Time: Trying to figure out ChatRoulette – Doesn’t understand why it changes to different people so rapidly?
Interests: Andy Warhol, Velvet Underground and sorting Runts by flavor.
Attributes: Can host.
Not Into: Leg cramps.
The Most Private Thing He’s Willing to Admit: He’s allergic to bananas.
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