Name: Petey Peels

Location: "My parent's basement right now, but I think I'm moving to the second floor soon."

Occupation: "I applied for like fifty jobs today."

Spends His Free Time: Trying to figure out ChatRoulette - Doesn't understand why it changes to different people so rapidly?

Interests:  Andy Warhol, Velvet Underground and sorting Runts by flavor.

Attributes: Can host.

Not Into: Leg cramps.

The Most Private Thing He's Willing to Admit: He's allergic to bananas.

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