The Fire Ballers — Hot Mess of the Day

Names: Steven and Steven Sloan (Yes, they are brothers)

Occupations: The two-man street team known as The Fire Ballers (formerly The Roasted Nuts)

We Spend Most of Our Free Time: With the people.

Interests: Magic, busy streets, blogging about ham, pyrotechnics and the complete works of Yanni.

Hobbies: Isn't it obvious?

Into: Pushing the limits and shopping for new underwear.

Not Into: David Blaine

6 Things We Can’t Live Without: Lighter fluid, Neosporin, fire extinguishers, the smell of burnt taint hair, Woody Allen movies and medical insurance.

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