The Condiment Capers — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: The Condiment Capers are: Kristoph Ketchup, Marky Mustard, and Frank N. Footer [their client].
Location: Aisle 6
Occupations: Kristoph and Marky: owners and operators of a thriving boutique humiliation fetish service. Warren: Finance.
Spend Their Free Time: Kristoph and Marky: On their yacht. Warren: You’re lookin’ at it.
Interests: Organic meats and power struggles.
Skills: Costume design, giving dirty looks and “relishing” in the moment.
Not Into: Mayonaise.
Their Company’s Motto: “We mustard heard you wrong, we thought you said no.”
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