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Tanned, Blonde and Stank Eyed — Hot Mess of the Day

Hot Mess of the Day

Name: Miss Proportionate

Occupation: Student somewhere warm (right after community college graduation)

Interests: Tanning, sangria, weaves, working out, CVS-brand hair dyes, Marshall’s and duh! boys.

Hobbies: Drinking Red Bull, shots of Bacardi, taking photos of myself in front of the mirror, Red Bull, going to the tanning salon… Did I mention I like Red Bull? I can’t remember, I’m too hopped up on Red Bull.

What I’m doing with my life: Currently, I’m a member of the L-Cappa-Cappa-Beta-Sangria-Alpha-Sigh sorority, where I’m head of the construction paper poster committee.

What are 5 things you can’t live without?: Dollar shots, Red Bull, Twitter, self tanner (just in case I can’t get to the salon) and Valtrex.

What’s the first thing people notice about you?: Um… probably my huge eyes. I have gorgeous eyes.



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