Someone is testicle-ing the housing market.

A house in Britain with the raunchy address of 69 Cock Lane has gone up for sale.

Hmm, we wonder if it's on a cul-de-sack.

Gascoigne Pees
Gascoigne Pees

The three-bedroom house comes with an asking price of about $624,000. You can see the listing here if you're aroused -- and you know you are.

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It seems like a nice enough neighborhood (we bet they have amazing cock block parties), although it has been prone to the occasional penis in the street prank.

No word on where the current owners of the house are going, although we hear there's a wonderful piece of property being erected at the intersection of Nipple and Shaft.